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The Biggest Outdoor Gallery in Asia

October 19, 2008 – 1:20 am

Nag attend kami ng event somewhere in The Fort last night. The event showcased different Artworks by 10 of the promising Filipino Artists today. Eh sa totoo lang kase, ang lola Chuva nyo is an art connoisseur. Hinde ko lang pinapahalata, but I am an expert judge in matters of taste LOL.

Organized by 2ND MEDIA COMMUNICATIONS, a non-stock/non profit organization, the event promotes awareness that billboards are not just tools for advertising, moreso, it is a channel for communication. Totally agree. Di ba nga, advertising is influence. Can you imagine how I got affected with Dingdong’s billboard in Balintawak?Naku, halos everyday eh nag e-enjoy naiinis ako ‘pag nakikita ko yun LOL.

The Art Auction & cocktails was held last October 16, 2008 at
Fully Booked (Roof Deck) - Bonifacio High Street, Global City.

I invited my model friend - new image  model ng Mendrez Kenneth Cole

and my cousin mitchseego dot com

we met other bloggers sa event like josh of chickenmafia and lizz

From Left to Right: Jing of Nuffnang Philippines and others

libre ang dinner. infairness, masarap yung lasagna and quesadillas

here’s Ms. Tina, explaining those billborads

meet the very handsome host

mistulang nag re-review ang mga lola ko LOL

eeeeeekkk! pag sini-swerte ka nga naman oh, may libreng dinner na may 1K gift checque pa.

may naiuwi pa kaming boylet puto

and cochinta LOL

charing! Nuffnang mug ang laman nung mga basket. Cute noh? Wala nyan sa SM

After the event, hinde nakuntento ang mga lola ko, chumorva sa Brava for wine drinking session

all together now…. CHEEEERRRSS!

ito ang glorified pulutan, fried mozzarella with Jufran ketchup LOL

umorder kami ng Maria Clara Sangria LOL

and rice wine LOL

muntik na akong mag collapse sa babayaran - 6,720 for 2 bottles of wine, 5 cups of coffe and 2 servings of mozarella. mas lalo akong ni-nerbyos nung ako pala ang magbabayad…IN CASH!!!!!!! hinde ako prepared! 6700 lang ang cash koooo!

buti na lang madaming pictures ng mga boylet pera sa wallet ang reyna elena. Kabisyo naman move on naaaaa. Hinde totoo ang true loveeeee!!!

small world talaga. can you believe that? si Jing of Nuffnang Philippines eh BFF ng pamangkin ni Reynz.

the night ended na sila na ang bagong mag BFF

we saw a lot of popular bloggers sa event…si chever chenelie ek ek andun.

meeting adjourn. nakakapagod ang social climbing lol

HINDE TOTOO ANG SUBPRIME!!!! Akala nyo lang OO, pero hinde! hinde! hindeeee!!!! Kung may iso-social climb kayo, si Reyna Elena ang ilagay nyong number 1 sa puso nyo…ang lola ko nag-pasalubong ng brand new canon digicam kay Pusa!!! Eh kahit yung tatay ko nung nag abroad, ni walkman hinde ako pinadalhan hahahah! Kaya if I were you, umpisahan nyo na magbasa ng blog nya 365 times a year at i-feed ang kanyang ego 24/7 LOL after 1 year, magkaka laptop ka o kaya digicam weeeeeeeeh!!!!

It was such a fun night. Thanks to the organizers. To Jing and Roanna, thanks for the invite. More power to Nuffnang Philippines. In true reyna elena  fashion, Let’s Keep Social Climbing Alive!!!!!

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I Love Plurk!

October 18, 2008 – 11:03 pm

I love plurk!

Yeah, it’s like Twitter but a lot better. Basically, it is an online tool for friends, family, and co–workers to communicate and stay connected. Plurk lets your friends know what you’re doing/eating/thinking/feeling/typing. It’s like SMS slash chat slash micro blog rolled into one.

I’ve been plurking a lot these days. I use it more often in the office. You see that plurk widget on my sidebar? Cute, eh? Its big advantage is its user interface. Cool design, with a slick timeline view of all the posts from your plurking friends. I love the layout and its color schemes. Not boring. You can even edit your Plurk Layouts, Themes, Designs and CSS . It got lots of features too like posting videos, photos and adding links. When it comes to services…PLURK is soo much fun than Twitter.  At first, I didn’t like it coz it looked a little complicated but it’s interfcae is actually easy to navigate. If I’m nowhere to be found in the blogosphere, be sure you check out my plurk updates. You’ll see me exchanging notes with jojie, maru and reynz. It’s fun and it’ll be more fun if I can find you there too.

See you guys in the Plurkland!

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Santacruzan sa Gitna ng Subprime

October 16, 2008 – 10:43 am

9PM, while I was asleep on my queen size sheraton slash water bed (dream on),  I got a call from an unknown number…naku baka Standard Chartered ‘to ayoko sanang sagutin. Purbida.

“asan ka? andito ako sa Tokyo tokyo sa Eastwood”

I recognized that voice. Very manly, machong-macho, parang ang gwapo gwapo….until,

“Gagah, ako to…mag bihis ka, gora tayo”

Shuckss! Ang reyna elenaaaa! Akala ko ba eh subprime at wala kang anda? Dala na kaya nya ang 4G SONY VAIO ko? Weeeee! Within 30mins. nasa eastwood na ko.  Ganun ako ka easy to get LOL. Just call my name and I’ll be there.

Ang gulat ko, kakadating lang ng lola may na-harbat ng boytoy around Pasig. Native daw. Nakuha nya sa ngiti. Maganda daw ang katawan. Sa isip isip ko…bat ganun? Madalas naman ako ngumiti pero wala akong nahaharbat LOL

Sa jack’s loft kami nagkita. Ang shweet ng lola ko, alam na alam nya talaga ang choice kong ladies drink…umorder sya ng MANGO SHAKE for me. HAHAHHAHA. Ang pinag-usapan namen, hinde boylet, for a change, SUBPRIME and BAIL OUT and the coming ELECTION. Obama, McCain and Palin. HAHAHA. Nag nosebleed ako pero kineri ko ang conversation.

After chika chika…gora kami sa Zirkoh in Timog. 200P each ang entrance fee. Nawawala ang boylet, hinarang ng security. Bawal daw ang naka spartan Islander. HAHAHAH. Bibilhan sana ng NIKE or ADIDAS kaso 11PM na noh. Kaya ang ginawa ng lola ko, binilhan ng medyas! 60Pesos. HAHAHAH. Susme, ang lutong ng tawa ko….resonating off the walls. Kahit saan talaga, gumagawa ng drama hahaha.

 

Pagdating sa loob, kaloka ang mga sisterettes. Infairness, ang galing-galing nila. Ang sakit ng panga ko kakatawa. Si Chenalyn, Cheverloo, Chenelie, Chenesie and Chuwariwap.

This time, mango juice ang drama ko. Anobeh, health buff ako. Our dinner, crispy pata. Ang main chorva is JOSE of Eat Bulaga. Aliw masyado. It was my pers time to watch him perform, infairness magaling sya.

After the show, chinorva namin si Jose. Saksi ako sa pang cho-chorva ng lola ko….todo-todong papuri, IN ENGLISH COMPLETE WITH AMERICAN TWANG. BFF na sila after the show.

Syempre in-english ko din. “Can I picture you…” LOL

Nag pretend din akong balikbayan noh. HAHAHHA

Kaloka talaga ang lola ko. I-welcome nyo naman sya and sumama naman kayo sa santacruzan namin. You will enjoy our company, for sure LOL.

Madami akong na-realize, for one, hinde lahat ng guma-graduate ng CUM LAUDE, may taste!HAHAHAHHA

PS. Wag nyong sasakyan ang LUCKY 6 na taxi.

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No Parking Space?

October 16, 2008 – 8:30 am

A month ago, I moved in to the new apartment with my cousin Mitchie, who also happened to work in the same area where I am working (Eastwood). Our flat is located on tower 3, 24th floor along Orchard Rd. It’s a nice little apartment, semi furnished with a big bathroom. On first few nights, we were having a hard time adjusting to a very quiet environment. You see, we’re a bunch of noisy people back home LOL. Moving in to a new place with strange neighbors was kinda hard but Mitch and I are getting used to it now.

I grew up in a big closed knit family. On weekends, my other cousins and I would go out for our weekly chit chats.We sometimes go to Trinoma to watch movies, eat out and of course, photoshoot. On some cases, we spend our afternoon either in UP sunken garden or Quezon City circle for a round of routine exercises and jogging. My cousins and I are very close. I grew up having them as my playmates. Since I moved to a new place, we’ve been spending a little time together. I miss going out with them. We used to do a lot of road trips especially on Friday. Our favorite hangout? Parking lot of McDonald’s in Quezon Avenue LOL!

PS

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Become a Model Today

October 16, 2008 – 7:50 am

Did you, for once, ever dream of becoming a model? I did. That’s one of my many frustrations in life. I love dressing up and taking pictures of myself. Camwhore, eh? LOL. Just like most girls, I wanted to become a commercial and print ad model. Too bad, my features are not fierce and I’m never skinny. I was really thin when I was really young but for some reasons, I have managed to gain extra lbs over the years. I have always been struggling to get rid of those freaking love handles. It’s depressing sometimes LOL. I’ve been religiously going to the gym at least 3 times a week but my desired weight is still far from reality.

If you’ve got the beautiful body to die for and the pretty face that could launch a thousand ships, why not join Miss Online community that bring models, photographers, agents, & makeup artists together? Become a member, create your profile and upload unlimited photos on your portfolio. All for free! Who knows, this might be your ticket to success. You might catch the attention of an agent one of these days. Don’t you underestimate the power of internet and social networking sites. Become a featured model in your own right and have fun. Don’t miss this great opportunity to be recognized.

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Cocktail Gown for Christmas Party

October 16, 2008 – 6:14 am

I always look forward to our Christmas party in the office. It’s always grand and I love the part that each of us has to dress up for the theme - 2005 party was movie theme, 2006 was Black and Tie Affair, last year was rock and roll, this year, it’s gonna be Casino Royal! Honestly, I’m not that excited. I actually prefer the 70s theme since it’s easier to look for a 70s outfit these days but the management decided to make it a little formal. Stress! I like gowns, night gowns especially but they’re very expensive. I have several gowns but most of them were used as bridesmaid dresses. It will never work for a cocktail party. Should I just wear the same gown I wore 2 years ago from the Black Tie party? Or should I rent instead? Renting sometimes can be very expensive too. Like, a designer gown is almost the same price with a customized gown from Divi. I might go with the latter. I’m not sure of the design yet, but a simple and elegant little black dress,  that can be dressed up or down, with matching open toe wedge looks very appealing to me.

If you’re looking for cocktail gowns, night gowns or prom gowns, check out Promdress.net.

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Love Poems and Love Letters

October 14, 2008 – 5:42 pm

I soo love receiving letters – all form of letters except those that come from Standard Chartered LOL.

Napaka-intimate di ba. Here’s a very shweet love poem slash letter I’m sending you wherever you are. Sealed with hugs and kisses. Mwaaah!(snagged from ALEX of retarded’s notebook, thanks tsong…sobrang laftrip nitong poem na ‘to hahaha)

PAGSINTANG PURUROT 

Kumusta, lalaking nasa 5B
Ang kulay niya’y maputi
At cute din ngumiti
At higit sa lahat pogi

Ikaw ba’y napa-flatter?
Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Pero sa’kin, beauty is within
Pero sa totoo lang cute ka pa rin sa ‘kin

Hindi naman siguro masama
Kung ginawan kita ng tula
Isipin mo na lang na may girl na sa’yoy nag-aadmire
Kaya naman sya sa’yoy na-iinspire

Siguro ay may GF ka na
Dahil halata naman sa iyong mukha
Kaya wag kang mag-alala
Hindi kita aagawin sa kanya

Alam kong mahilig ka sa magaganda
Kaya wala akong maiharap na mukha
Kaya sa pamamagitan nitong tula
Nailabas kong ako’y may pagsintang pururot pala

Ngunit ito’y simpleng paghanga lang
At ito’y hanggang doon lamang
At ‘di na aabot pa sa love
Dahil hindi pa panahon para ako’y ma-in love

Salamat dahil iyong binasa
Kahit ako’y ‘di mo kilala
Kahit na sa utak ay may dating
At mukhang ako’y napa-praning

Kung sa iyong palagay ang gawa ko’y pang-trash can
At pang-siga sa iyong bakuran
Ikaw na lamang ang bahalang mag-desisyon
Kung ito ba’y itatago o tuluyan mo nang itatapon

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Loving The Fall Fashion

October 13, 2008 – 4:43 pm

I love the fall fashion. It’s very stylish. Make sure you check out these fab clothings and accessories for Fall Fashion at Stylehive. I collected few essential items that you shouldn’t miss to buy during fall season. Read on!

First, a fitted or tailored jacket showing off your feminine curves. This piece of clothing will work best either with your work trousers or jeans. Another must have is a turtleneck sweater to keep you warm all day. This is an ultimate classic attire that I sooo love because it shows off wonderful necklace pieces and highlights one’s face. Make sure you buy something that’s really comfortable to wear since the scratch can be unbearable on your sensitive neck area sometimes.

Shawls are very ‘IN’ these days. I see a lot of people wearing them, even in a hot  and humid parts of our country. Whether pashmina or cashmere, shawl is another must have for all the fashionistas out there. It’s not only chic, it’s also very dramatic. You can use it as a blanket when travelling, a head dress or wear it over jeans or a little black dress. Very versatile piece of clothing, indeed.

Now don’t forget to match your tailored jacket with knee-high boots to complete a fall fashion look. Wear it with a dress, jeans or miniskirts, either way, it’ll look fab on you. I’ve always been a fan of boots but I never really wear them. I envy my friends (Lizz and aiMz) who wear boots all the time and they really look good on it. I don’t think I can ever pull off wearing a knee high boots to work or to some place else LOL. I am a shoe person and I own several pairs but mostly wedges. I only have one pair of brown mid-heel height boots and i love it. Looks great with denims. Actually, it works with almost everything.

And lastly, leather tote bags to match your overall fall fashion outfit. This is another classic that goes well with fall fashion. Aside from having a love affair with shoes, I also have an affair with all sorts of bags. This is where I splurge my extra money. I have several leather bags that’s been with me for years. To all you ladies out there, you need to have a single piece of a good leather bag, it is one great investment that’s worth the price since they never run out of style and they last for a very long time.

There you have it! Some of you have these pieces already, all you have to do now  is wear them and feel like a real fashionista walking the streets of NY or London. Too bad, I can never show off my complete fall outfit to you guys since we never really have fall season here LOL.

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Linksys KiSS 1600 High Definition Wireless-G Media Player w/ HDMI

October 13, 2008 – 3:27 pm

How would you like to stream your digital videos, pictures, and music from your computer (PC or MAC) to your TV and your audio system? Sounds cool, right? Imagine being able to play a slideshow on your pc while people in your living room can see them too. Coolness. Let others enjoy the movies or mp3s you downloaded over the net, sit back and relax as you and your family enjoy a multimedia experience directly to your TV screen. The Linksys KiSS 1600 is capable of doing all that and many more. The device also allows you to access online applications and services such as Internet radio stations and online gaming through Linksys online service. It supports many media formats including Windows Media 9 (only available through the HDMI and S/PDIF Outputs or analog by down mixed to 2 channels ), and Nero Digital files in standard definition or high definition. There’s even an included extra software pack so that you can encode, play and burn Nero Digital.

It doesn’t need internet connection all the time since you can play media files that are saved on your hard drive. It’ll only require internet service if you’ll use the Linksys Online portal, which can provide you with thousands of Web Radio stations and online game sites. Device is also fully upgradeable. New features and enhancements can be installed immediately, just download the latest version of the KiSS 1600 firmware directly from the Linksys website.

Setup looks a little complicated though but with the help of Linksys techsupport, you’ll be up and running in few minutes. From your router, it can be wired or wireless, while it will be connected physically to your TV using an hdmi cable. For cheap hdmi cables, discount hdmi cables, hdmi to dvi cables, premium hdmi cables, hdmi adapters check out everythingoutlet.com. Their prices start at $4.99 and are of the highest quality and have passed rigorous tests.

Once the connection is established between your Kiss 1600 and existing network, you and your family can start enjoying one of a kind multimedia experience!

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Spaghetti a la Chuva

October 12, 2008 – 1:58 pm

When I was young, I never liked eating spaghetti. Don’t ask me why. I just get dizzy that’s why whenever I attend birthday parties, you wont see me devouring on it, just like other kids my age. Not until I tasted Jollibee spaghetti. I super love its sweet blend. Real aunthentic Pinoy dish. Although I find ‘herby’ spaghetti also delicious, I still prefer the sweet ketchup style LOL. For years, I have been trying to achieve that unique Jollibee taste whenever I cook on birthdays, too bad, their recipe is kept secret and I can only come up with my own yummy version. I am sharing to you my recipe. Enjoy!

1 kg. spaghetti noodles
1 kg. spaghetti sweet blend sauce
Vienna sausage
cheese
brown or white sugar
1/2 kg. ground pork
laurel leaves
2 green bell peppers, diced
2 onions, chopped
1 head garlic, minced
3 tablespoons of cooking oil
2 cups of water
Salt and pepper to taste

Boil water, put a tablespoon of oil and salt, do not overcook the noodles. Make it slightly chewy or al dente!
Take out your Le Creuset Cookware and sauté garlic and onions in cooking oil.
Add ground beef, ground pork, laurel leaves, bell pepper, and a cup of water. Bring to a boil and let simmer for 10 minutes.
Add tomato sauce, salt and pepper to taste then let simmer for another 10 minutes
Add brown sugar and the rest of your ingredients. You can also add ketchup if you like. Continue to simmer.
Serve with the cooked spaghetti noodles and grated cheese on top.

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