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What Happens in Vegas

If I’m not surfing the net, usually you’ll find me spending my weekend watching DVDs at home. Just last week, I watched ”What Happens in Vegas” and I liked a lot. If you’re looking for a romantic comedy film to make you smile, then this is a fun movie for you. Starring Cameron Diaz and the hunky Ashton Kutcher. I don’t think they have a good checmistry on screen, do they? All in all, the movie is nice, leaves you a good feeling but don’t expect too much substance from it.

The story is about a control freak Cameron (who just gets dumped by her boyfriend) meeting a happy go lucky Ashton. They accidentally met each other in Las Vegas for a fun weekend. What is supposed to be a fun night  turns into something else. They got married after a night of drinking! 

The next day, knowing they’ve done a mistake, they decided to separate until Ashton wins the jackpot playing slots using Cameron’s quarter. That’s a lot of money and neither wants to give up. The two tries to undermine each other and get their hands on the money… falling in love along the way. They eventually ended up together and they live happily ever after. 

I wish I could get lucky as Jack (Ashton Kutcher) and win jackpot at slot machines as well. If you’d like to try out your luck on slots machines, why not try online casino and play with the look and feel of a Las Vegas casino. With Gold Rock Casino, they offer reliable, safe and player-friendly software with dedicated customer support, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Have fun and experience one of a kind online gaming experience. Who knows, you might bring home the jackpot!

Meet The New Triplets

Eeeeeeekk!!! IDOL!!! Whahahahha

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Find Love in the Most Unexpected Places

I know..I know..I realized I’ve been writing a lot about love lately (well, that’s aside from the bittermelon I found yesterday). But in general, I think I write about good things the past days, did you not notice it? If you did, that’s because I feel overwhelmed. What can I do? They say the things you say and do is the reflection of the things you experience yourself. So to put it simply, I just feel loved!

Nope, I will not elaborate on that.

Let’s talk about you. Yes, you my dear reader/s. Have you been single and loveless for a long time now? Well, it’s time you go out of your shell, socialize and just be open to possibilities. Who knows, your soul mate might just be around the corner.

Love is a real good feeling, right? Whether unrequited, unsolicited, two-way, one-way, 3-way (lol)…whatever it is…love is love and its nature is for you to be able to share it to others. You don’t let the love grow and then keep it within yourself, right? It’s not good for the soul. So my advise to you, if you’re single, don’t make your soul mate wait for you any longer! Take time to read about read about Upscale Social Networking Services that can help you meet the love of your life!

Find God’s Perfect Will for you at Christian Dating sites available on the net. You can also check out eHarmony and Yahoo Personals. It’s worth a try, my dear. Remember, love can be found in the most unexpected places and in this highly digital age, you can find true love via the internet. Trust me, been there…done that hahaha

I really wish you all a happy heart! Mwah from me to yah! Goodnight!

For Sale: Portable DVD Player

Going home to the province takes almost 20 hours by bus ride. You don’t know how boring it can get, especially during night, with nothing to do but sleep, chat with your seatmate and look out of the window. How would you like to travel long hours on a long train or bus ride while watching your favorite movie? I think it’s great! I like that idea! It’ll surely make those boring moments disappear and will make the journey more fun. Well, you could do that now with a portable dvd player. It’s a compact version of home DVD players, comes with a small monitor, which allows you to see movies anytime and anywhere you are! Very convenient, very handy plus I heard, they’re very cheap nowadays.

This is surely a great find for people who’s always in the go. Enjoy the convenience of having your favorite movies within a click away, get yourself a portable DVD player! To help you choose the right portable dvd player for you - quality, easy to use and affordable - check out this review of portable dvd players online. I hope it helps!

And love…such a silly game we play

Here’s a nice and sweet song for you! Sit back, smile and enjoy the music! *sheesh, brings back the memory of my first love* Echos!

LISTEN TO “LOVE” by MATT WHITE HERE:

And love ..
Such a silly game we play, oh,
Like a summer’s day in May.
What is love, what is love?
I just want it to be love
oooh. oh

I, I, I, I, I .. I can feel it in your kiss
It just gives me tender bliss
What is love, what is love?
I just want it to be love
oooh. oh.

When I feel you around,
I was mad as hell when I hit the ground.
When I see you laugh away
It hurts but I just won’t say,
uh uh uh. Loveee …

Who can tell me? I am lost.
I just think that I am strong.
What is love, what is love?
I just want it to be love.
ooooh ooh.

When I feel you around,
I was so upset we fell on the ground
When I see you mad at me
It was such a silly thing
ooooooh

And love ..
Such a silly game we play,
Like a summer’s day in May.
What is love, what is love?
I just want it to be love
ooooh. oh

and I, I, I, I, I, I can feel it in a kiss
It is something I will miss
What is love, what is love?
I just want you to be love

Is South Beach Diet Effective?

God knows I’ve been struggling to lose weight for days, months err years already! It’s really hard, noh? I’m back to dance classes again. I’m also trying to cut down my calories intake each day. The result? Well, looks like I’m gaining more weight than ever! Argh!!! What am I doing wrong? Where can you I ever find the safest and most effective online diets for quick weight loss? I tried diet pills but they’re sometimes scary. Maybe I should try south beach diet this time? What do you think? I’ve heard a lot of good feedbacks about that diet program and I might try it out soon.

Well, if you’re also suffering from overweight, and needs professional assistance in finallygetting rid of those extra bulges, find help at Weight Loss Diet Help website! It’s an online resource that features articles regarding weight loss tips, easy fitness program ideas, healthy diet and nutrition suggestions, exercise plans, and other practical advice for losing weight the healthy way. You can also check their comparison between leading diet plans and weight loss programs such as Nutrisystem, Medifast, Weight Watchers and eDiets. Once you join in, you can also get a chance to avail their online coupons and discount promotions for these diet programs.

I think I just have to push myself to the limit this time. Yes, I can do this. Focus. Focus. Focus. I need to lose weight now or never. LOL

Movie Review: Wanted

Oh review-reviewhan lang ulet to ha.

I watched WANTED today with my best….and I could say it’s a nice movie…full of adrenaline and rush….although very bloody, barbaric, brutal and nasty. Jolie is so freaking anorexic here. Did I like it? Yes. It’s actually fun to watch. If you’re the kind of person who loves non-stop action with special effects and cutting edge stunts…then this is the movie for you!

That whole ‘curving the bullet’ thing is amazing. Possible kaya yun? Kinaiinis ko lang was the part when innocent people has to die hahahhaha

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This morning I found another bittermelon in the office. Nasa CR ako when I heard her…I almost didn’t want to come out of the cubicle kase I didn’t want to see her. You know that feeling na you’d rather not see someone or talk to someone kase you know…you can sense it na this person has nothing good to say to you. So when I got out…hinde nga ako nagkamali….eto ang binungad sa ‘kin:

Hoy! Nakikita kita panay-panay ang friendster mo ha

Puro petix ka ah

Fwede vah! Tantanan ako. Argh! When someone accuses you of something like this pramis talaga parang gusto kong mag somersault sabay bunot ng shotgun while shouting waaaaaaaaah bang! bang! bang! *curving a bullet*. Anak ka ng sinungaling! Friendster? Dear, I have a dsl connection at home, I don’t open friendster in the office at all dahil blocked kaya. Sus Guinoo ‘day! Pastilan dude…blocked nga ubos na nga ang lahat ng proxy. Hmpt! Next time you try to ‘ever’ me…please lang yung may ibidinshaaaa ‘day! Haaay bat ba may mga taong kahit ano na lang sasabihin para lang mawala ka sa mood. Nakakailang strike ka na ‘day. Sabi nga ni john lapus…tumingin ka sa kanan, sa kaliwa at sa likuran mo, lahat ng nakikita mo… kaibigan ko silang lahat. Nandito ako sa ibang department, tumingin ako sa kanan, sa kaliwa, sa likuran, wala akong nakitang kaibigan mo. Tseh!

Lord, teach me to love unconditionally…lalo na yung mga tao na hinde naman karapat dapat mahalin.

The Best Days Of My Life

Click here to listen to Best Days by Matt White

The fires burning,
softly singing songs
So close to you
Do you believe in love at first sight…
I think you do…

I am living the best days of my life. Well, aside from missing some really special people in my life and having some hard time making ends meet…inspite of all the drama and eklavu…I am actually living a wonderful life!

If you will look around you, you’ll realize life holds so many simple blessings. Take 5 minutes, sit quietly and then reflect on the things you have in life. I just did and here’s what I realized:

I have 2 containers of mineral water from Aqua Mega (Ang arte ko noh)

I still have 3 kilos of rice left (shucksss!!! 39 Pesos ang isang kilo ng bigas!!!)

I have a stock of Lucky Me noodles and Lucky Me pancit canton (yan lang ang afford ko ‘day)

I have a loaf of bread

I have internet access in the office - YM included! bongga!

I have a job that pays on time

I’ve got 3 packs of wet tissues

I’ve got a cellphone which I don’t usually turn on (kase nga walang load…pasaload naman jan)

I have a 2-week supply of Vaseline shampo0 (yah know, yan ang pinaka cheap na shampoo!)

and 3 bars of papaya soap (pramis, nakakaputi sya)

Dneero just sent me 20$

I have a rice cooker (naku ‘day kahit anong pilit ko di ko ma perfect ang magsaing sa kaldero lol)

I have a Karavision DVD player which can play 5000 songs (yeah, did I say na frustrated songer ako)

I have a printer, calculator and radio (nag so-solve ako ng math equation during free time hahaha)

I have a cable connection (sosyal diba…illegal yan, wag nyo ko isusumbong sa Sky Cable LOL)

The kutson I use to sleep on is queen size (walang bed..nakalatag lang sa sahig yan)

I have a ref that I don’t use (naku ‘day ang mahal ng kuryente noh eh wala naman akong aircon)

I have several pirated DVDs

I have an iPOD shuffle from Chuva

I have a bath wash from Diwa

I have a perfume from Pusa

I have the most comfortable pair of slippers that I wear to work

I earn huge amount of money from blogging (echos lang, of course)

and the best of all….I have YOU!

In totality…regardless…inspite of…aside from….I’m living the best days of my life. Whahaha. Although I am most of the time alone sa bahay…enjoy naman..minsan nakakatakot ang katahimikan kase alam mo yun may sumisitsit bigla tapos may bumubulong…para bang tinatawag ang pangalan ko hahahaha….charing lang. Since nanay went home to the barrio…hayy, eto balik buhay Pancit Canton Lucky Me ulet - yan ang breakfast, lunch and dinner ko ngayon at kahapon. Masaya naman, minsan masarap ma-experience ang buhay mahirap divanetch. Hahaha.

Hope you’re having the best days of your life too! Ingat!

How much time do you spend in the bathroom?

I could easily stay inside for hours if it’s a marbled bathroom with hot and cold shower room plus a nice cozy bathtub. Too bad, my bathroom is not like that at all. I grew taking early morning baths in a not-so-nice bathroom all my life. LOL. On average, I spend 15 to 30 mins. each day, depends on my mood. When I’m late for work…I could take a bath faster than you can imagine, say 3 minutes.

Someday, when I grow up…oh well, I’m a grown up already…but when time and my budget permits, which I hope is just few years from now, I’m really going to invest quite a lot of money for my own chic, stylish, sophisticated and elegant bathroom. You know, those bathrooms you see in hotels. I think they call it Bathroom Suites. It should be spacious with very contemporary colors. Something grand yet simple. Isn’t it nice to have a bathroom where you wake yourself in the morning, where you can enjoy a bubble bath on your own bathtub and where you can relax for many hours? I could probably stay there for a whole day!

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