English-Tagalog Dictionary by Jim Paredes

I just received via email. Nakakapawi ng konti sa LONG QUOTE.

“COCONUT”
Pag iniwang bukas ang supot ng chicharon – coconut yon…

“LONG QUOTE”
kadalasang nararamdaman pag na mimiss mo si love.

“KOREAN TEA”
binabyaran mo sa meralco para di maputol. Korean tea

“THE PLACE”
suntok na di naman tumama, the place lng

“TO WAIT”
yan ang huni ng ibon ” to wait . to wait . to wait ”

“THE EGG”
nakakalamang ka sa kalaban
THE EGG mo siya

“LOVING A NAME”
Yan ang susunod sa labinlima – LOVING A NAME

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Si Mamu

 Birthday ni Mimi nun Feb 22 so Ruthie and I celebrated her birthday in their house. Andun daw si Mamu (nanay ni Mimi), we haven’t seen her for years so I decided to buy her a shawl/scarf as a nice-to-see-you-again gift and she liked it very much. Ang taas ng energy ni MAMU!!! Na speechless kami ni Ruthie. Nakakaloka. She just didn’t age a bit. Same quirky, loud and hippy mom. I want to be like you when I grow up, Mamu!

Hinde pala alam ni Mamu na pumanaw na si Sec. Angelo Reyes. When one of Mimi’s officemates told her that he committed suicide, she was soo shocked and said:

“Ay sayang. Magaling pa naman mag make up yun tsaka mag-gupit ng buhok…”

LMAO!!! Si gandang Ricky Reyes ang iniisip ni Mamu.

PS. Happy birthday Mimi! I love you! Salamat sa 14 years nating pinag-samahan. I trulywish you all the happiness and succes.

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Crazy Pinoy Signs

This post is lovingly dedicated to my cousin mitchie, and to anyone who’s going through a lot of pain and heart aches now. Cheer up na because life is fun!  🙂

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PS. I don’t own the pictures. I just got this through email, credits go to the original uploaders, whoever they are. Nyt!

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Pampasakit ng Tiyan

MASYADO TAYO SERYOSO TAWA MUNA TAYO, ALL TOGETHER NOW….HA HA HA HA HA

Papaano mo sasabihin ng buong galang sa kausap mo na bad breath siya na

hindi maoofend?

Ganito: “Mawalang galang na po… tae po ba ulam nyo kanina?”

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MADRE: Ano ang apelyido mo, iho?

SAKRISTAN: Alam nyo na ho yun sister, lagi nyo po yun hinahawakan.

MADRE: Susme! Bayag ang apelyido mo?!

SAKRISTAN: Sister naman, Rosario po.

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PUPIL: Mam, bumubukol po ba ang utot?

TEACHER: No! Definitely not! Kasi hangin lang yun! Remember, hindi

bumubukol ang utot…

PUPIL: Naku patay! Tae na to!

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Lumindol ng malakas noon … Nagkagulo ang lahat at nag panic! Sumigaw ang

isang lalaki…”Katapusan na! Katapusan na!”

Sumagot ang isa pang lalaki…”Tanga! Akinse pa alang!”

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TINDERO: Sir bili na kayo ng kurtina!

ERAP: Sige, bibili ako para sa computer ko!

TINDERO: Bakit po para sa computer?

ERAP: Haler! May Windows din kaya yun!

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PARI: Ang gustong magbigay ng donasyon sa simbahan, TUMAYO pagtugtog ng

organ. Sige iho, tugtog na.

ORGANISTA: Ano po ang tutugtugin?

PARI: Pambansang awit, iho.

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Mag-asawa having sex…

HUSBAND: Honey, mag dirty talk ka naman para ganahan ako!

WIFE: Ahhh…Shit! Basuraaa… Kanal… Taeee… Oooh… Patay na dagaaaa!

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PARROT: Psst! Baho! Baho! Baho!

IKAW: Pag sinabi mo pa uli sa kin yan, papatayin kita!

> >D next day…

PARROT: Psst! Psst!

IKAW: O, Bakit?!

PARROT: Lam mo na yun!

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ATE: Musta date mo sis? Epektib ba payo ko, siling labuyo sa nipples mo

para di ka galawin ng bf mo?

SIS: Hay naku Ate, palpak! Ginanahan pa lalo, bicolano pala!

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Forbidden Love

But I know this in no way will be..
You and me at once for all to see.
This, this, what it could be
For this is forbbiden love that captivates me.

Awts, that must have hurt you both soo bad hahahha. Anyway, I wish you and all others suffering from the same dilemma a….permissible love? LOL

hugs, kisses and loves to all!

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Different prayers of single women…

At Age 15: Lord, give me SuperMAN.
At Age 18: Lord, give me a cute MAN.
At Age 20: Lord, give me the best MAN.
At Age 30: Lord, give me a good MAN.
At Age 40: Lord, give me a MAN.
At Age 50: Lord, give me sinoMAN.
At Age 60: Lord, maawa ka naMAN.
At Age 70: Lord, kaya ko pa naMAN.
At Age 80: Lord, kahit hipo MAN lang.

Nyaaaaahahahhaha

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OMG! Barrack Obama Visits a BPO Center in the Philippines

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Can you believe it? The newly elected first African-American US President is in the Philippines! Did he miss the courtesy call in Macañang? Oh emm gee, GMA should be really jealous by now.

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Don’t believe the rumors. He is not against us. He is one of us!!!

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Obama tackling some serious issues with one of the bosses LOL

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“Congratulations and welcome to the Philippines. I hope you enjoy your stay”, says the team managers

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Who says Obama is not friends with the call center kyutis?

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On peace talks and ending wars in Mindanao

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Obama promoting ANTI-PIRACY LAW…buy the original LOL 

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Obama says, “I will not shut down the call centers in the Philippines, pramis”

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Change has come!!! God Bless the Philippines!

Shoorraaay!!!

 

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Spying Over Burn After Reading

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Reasons Why I Want To Watch This Movie

1. On its opening weekend, the film grossed $19.1 million in 2,651 theaters in the United States and Canada, ranking #1 at the box office.

2. It got 79% freshness rating at Rotten Tomatoes based on 147 reviews as of September 15, 2008.

3. The Times newspaper gave the movie four out of five stars for  its “savagely comic taste for creative violence and a slightly mocking eye for detail.”

4. Oh c’mon…..it’s THE BRAD PITT and THE GEORGE CLOONEY!!!! Hollywood A-listers. World’s most attractive men. I love them both but I super adore Brad Pitt. I love his performance on Legends of the Fall, 7 years in Tibet and Troy.

5. This is the very first Movie Premiere of Nuffnang Philippines in cooperation with  Viva Entertainment Inc and  Robinsons Movie World.  Showing on November 18, 2008, Tuesday 7:30pm at Robinsons Movie World, Robinsons Galleria. Lucky nuffnangers will get free tickets. Wow! Wow! Weeeh! Can’t wait to watch this film with my gurlfriends. Looks fun. I might also get a chance to social climb with other Pinoy bloggers.

PS, if you wanna earn extra money plus win exciting prizes, join NUFFNANG PHILIPPINES. Now na!  I tell you, great perks await you at Nuffnang.

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