Worst Answers To A Questions

1. Paul Ignatius/Myckle Mouse – Q: “Bakit di ka pumasok?” A: “Absent ako eh.”
2. Gracia – One time the doctor asked me: “Bakit walang pasyente?” I answered: “Baka nagkasakit…”
3. Whoabanana – Call center agent: “Sir, is that G as in golf?” Caller: “No, G as in Gebra!”
4. Mjoots – One time I texted someone: “Anong ginagawa mo?” Ang sagot: “Eto, sinasagot text mo.”
5. Whoabanana – One time someone asked me: “What would you do if you had money to burn?” I answered: “I’d burn the money?”
6. Sasha Purse – Q: “Bakit dalawa yang puto mo?” A: “Yung isa, puto copy!”
7. Ajienaissant – I met a friend whose name I forgot. Friend: “Do you remember me?” Me: “Of course!” Friend: “Sige nga, what’s my name?” Me: “Secret…”
8. Jeff M – Q: “What are you doing?” A: “I’m doing my best.”
9. Babyprincess/Astroboy – Everytime people ask me: “Kumusta lovelife?” I always answer: “Eto, tulad mo, hindi maganda…”
10. Jude Lawyer – During interrogation, I asked the “victim”: “Nung mino-molestiya ka ng nasasakdal, bakit hindi ka sumigaw?” Her answer: “Kasi po naghahalikan kami.”
11. Gracia – At the meat section I asked: “Anong parte nalang ang meron?” The guy answered: “Bipnik.” I asked: “Ano yun?” He answered: “Liig ng baka.”
12. Oscar Dela Hopia – Wife: “Gusto mo bang magpadagdag ako ng boobs?” Husband: “Wag na, okay na sa kin yung dalawa.”
13. Blitzkrieg – One time at a resto, we asked the waitress: “Meron kayong mamon?” She answered: “May softdrinks kami…”
14. Greg – We asked a waitress: “Anong lasa ng fried chicken niyo?” She answered: “Lasang manok…na pinrito.”
15. Manong Driver – Q: “Kelan ang birthday mo?” A: “Taon-taon.”
16. Joe – At Divisoria, I noticed a lot of bandaritas. So I asked one saleslady: “Miss para saan yung bandaritas?” She answered: “Malapit na kasi eh.” I asked: “Ang alin?” She answered: “Ewan.”
17. Maphaj – I once asked our driver: “Kumakain ka ng crab?” He answered: “Yung luto.”
18. Febkinse – Doc: “Umubo ka.” (umubo ang pasyente) Doc: “Ubo ulit.” (umubo ulit) Doc: “Isa pa.” (Umubo ulit) Patient: “Doc, ano po sakit ko?” Doc: “May ubo ka.”

credits: pampam + RX Rush hot ten

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