Geometry, Billiards and Parallel Parking

I freaking hate parking esp. when parking lots are jampacked. You know, I don’t have a very good sense of direction. My assumptions are sometimes way off and baseless. Either I wont find the entry, or would turn left when all I needed to do is to turn right, or miscalculate the driving distance.

Aside from being a lousy driver, I am also a lousy billiards player. I do love Sports but one Sport I find really boring is billiards. As far as I can remember, I have never shot a cue ball that won a game.

Could this have any relation as to why I didn’t excel in Geometry and angles? LOL. They say every single stroke of the game is connected to geometry. Alright, I see the connection now LOL. I hate billiards because I hate Geometry. I did like Math, in fact, I took an Engineering course back in College. Trigonometry was my forte when I was young. But higher Math isn’t good for my soul. I swear, I nosebled all over with Differential Equation, Differential Calculus and Integral Calculus subjects. My major was already difficult, including thesis, and research notes. What made it more difficult was the endless problem solving, like finding the terminal velocity of a 10 kg mass, dropped from a height of 200 m, with initial velocity of -8 m/s, a drag force proportional to the magnitude of its velocity with a constant of proportionality of -10. Nosebleed!!!! HAHAHAHA

Ok now back to my lousy driving, I hate parkign because almost always, I’d end up bumping the rake, bumpers of other cars or whatever it is that’s lying around the driveway. At times, I’d end up going in circles looking for an available slot. I swear, I don’t know how to do parallel parking. I just don’t get it.

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ALAMIN ANG INYONG KAPALARAN. LIBRENG HULA:

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    Ill be checking it out na regularly./
    Your so witty , funny! thanks for making me laugh.
    You and your banyo stories, I bett you have tons.
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