Why Did The Chicken Cross The Street

Here’s something to make your day extra extra funnier. Snagged this from reyna elena.

What will be your answer when asked with this super mind-boggling question?

 

Why did the chicken cross the street?

 

ANSWER:

 

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

 

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

 

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure — right from Day One! — that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me…….

 

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems.

 

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

 

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

 

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road…

 

ANDERSON COOPER CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

 

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

 

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

 

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

 

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.

 

GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

 

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

 

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

 

BILL GATES: I have just released Chicken 2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform i s much more stable and will never cra…#@&&^(C% ……….reboot.

 

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

 

AL GORE: I invented the chicken!

 

COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one?

 

DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?

 

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

 

THE BEST PART IS HERE. CLICK! CLICK.CLICK

 

 

Reynz’s contributions:

 

GEORGE BUSH SR.: Read my lips! No new chicken crossing!

 

BILL CLINTON: I did not have sex with THAT chicken!

 

SENATOR McGREEVEY: The truth of the matter is, I am a gay american chicken!

 

MY CONTRIBUTIONS:

 

INDAY: that feathered thing, which looks like from the fowl species, could have crusaded on the portage for this logical, rational, analytical and appalling reason: to expurgate the grubbiness infesting the diametrical pattern of the open and narrow strip of land made suitable for transportation!!!

 

GLORIA: where is the chicken? WHEEEREEE??? HInde pa ba nag s-start ang chicken???!!!! *throws the laptop*

 

REYNA ELENA: Hey Chicken! You want load? Pridyidir perhaps? Chicken listen, i pay your tuition.

 

BLUEPANJEET: because it wants to go to the seminary to searh for greater scheme of things.

 

PUSAKAY: *modelling a nice sexy cocktail gown made from chicken feathers*

 

YOUNGCANCOOK: Wow. That chicken is delicious when cooked with blackberries!

 

KOTSENGKUBA: ayuf na chicken yan. di man lang ako i-link! die chicken! die! die! die!

 

CHUVA: I am sooo jaded to even believe that true chicken exists. It’s a lie!

 

JOJITAH: echuserang chicken. so posh! naghahanap siguro ng atik, anda, anju! all together now, chovarloo!!!

 

PINOYAMBISYOSO: i’ll give that chicken 15$ and 500 entrecard credits if he pass by my blog

 

K: to sing? besides, i think it’s terribly ill. Not physically but emotionally.

 

MITCHIE: i know where that chicken is heading forward to. it’s going to its favorite place in the world – the sunken garden to lie down on any of the spots there when the sun has set and it would wait until the stars appear. That chicken has been to that serene place many times.

 

CHUVANESS: Yah know, that chicken is a stalker. I can feel it.

Bwahahahha. If you have more to add…..just leave them on the comment section.

 

Hugs to all, 

ALAMIN ANG INYONG KAPALARAN. LIBRENG HULA:

Delivered by Madam Auring

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22 Comments

  1. wahahaha! kulang pa insan…imbyerna ako
    dun kse buti pa ung tsiken nakarating na
    sa sunken, ndi man lang ako inantay
    bago tumawid patungo dun sa pinakapaborito
    kong lugar sa whole wide chuvaness!

    :em32: :em32: :em32: BWAHAHAHA!

    1. cuz…eto pa:

      mitchie: the chicken just broke off with her boyfriend…and then they got back together again…5 days before their anniversary, they broke off again…and then back in each others arms again…. LOL kaloka talaga kayo ni seego

  2. GLORIA: Garci! Tawagan mo nga ang putang chicken na yan kung binitbit yong 1 million votes ko!

    2008 PHILIPPINE BLOG AWARDS: Please submit your 5 chickens.

  3. nyahahahaha! all together now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    napapanahon pala ang award ko sayo. hala hakutin mo na sa balaytsina ever ko. lols!

    di ako makagetober! hahahahahaha!

    1. shucks anubeh mare ang sumpa bilis kontrahin mo magturok ka ng candila sa quiapo ngayon din!!!! 🙂

      pero malamang in 3 weeks time burado ang sumpang yan! LOL 😉

  4. oo nga, ayuf na chicken yan. ginamit nang pangalan ko’t lahat hindi man lang ako ni-link. asan na ba si ambo, anong drama nya at parang hindi narin mahagilap. anyways, i’ll make it $30 and 1,000entrecard credits i-link nya lang ako.

    pero may nagpapasabi rin ng message nya: The chicken crossed the road because it, being a two-legged animal, has the capacity to cross the road. It is not the purpose of the chicken crossing the road being in question but the reason for the chicken to cross the road instead of just plain walking along side the original road which is easier and free of extreme dangers such as speeding vehicles, harsh little boys playing or stray cats on the other side of the road.

    The chicken has feet, and by far its nature, it has the capability to cross the road which leads to the more proper question of why the chicken would choose that road it has taken.

    1. bawahahahah. ayuf sa analogy…sabi nga ni bluep…PERFECT!!! hahahha. Next question:

      Which road? Narrow or wide?

      kaloka ka KK! para akong binanlian sa version mo hahahahhaha

  5. cuz…eto pa:

    mitchie: the chicken just broke off with her boyfriend…and then they got back together again…5 days before their anniversary, they broke off again…and then back in each others arms again…. LOL kaloka talaga kayo ni seego

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