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What does it mean to win the BEST BLOG AWARDS chorva?

What does it mean to win the BEST BLOG AWARDS chorva? Honestly, I don’t know. But in my opinion, it really depends on the judges definition of what “THE BEST” means.

If I will be the judge, my criteria will be very simple: it should be something that catches my interest and the interest of many. It’s something that will remain popular and will resonate with readers for years to come. Kelangan bang morally, grammatically and intellectually correct?

Because I am soo babaw, NOPE. Buti na lang hinde ako judge, else, my blog will be the winner. LOL.

it’s like winning the BEST PICTURE trophy sa FAMAS AWARDS. para masabi mong best piktyur sya…you have to watch the whole movie, you have to feel it and love it…and judge it base sa buong konsepto ng pelikula…kasama ang lahat ng technicalities….including the background music at costume design. Kesehodang panget ang acting ng ibang bida or forgettable ang ibang lines. You don’t say it’s the best movie kase gwapo ang bida, sikat or whatever.

Hinde nanalong best picture ang Inagaw Mo Ang Lahat Sa Akin ng dahil si Maricel Soriiano ang bida. *shucks, sooo jologs talaga, hahahah*

I think it won kase depressing ang story. It’s different from the usual Pinoy movies. Disturbing. Maganda ang cinematography. Blockbuster sa takilya. Magagaling ang mga artista although minsan OA. Weird ang concept but it was good. Title pa lang, winner na. It’s the totality.

I heard kase na sa Phil Blog Awards chuva ek ek daw, if you’re a nominee, you’ll have to send them your 5 best blog posts….for what purpose? Will they base their judgement on that? I am not sure pero para saan nga ba ang 5 entries na yun? I don’t get it. Kase kung yun nga, eh i-no-nominate ko ang sarili ko. Heck, I have 6 best blog entries HAHAHAH!!!!

What if the top 5 you sent them  eh hinde swak sa tastebuds nila?

Edi olats ka. That’s not fair judgement. Too subjective.   I do believe na it’s going to be very tough for the judges if they read all the entries of each nominee…but to judge a person basing on a fraction of the whole thing is as good as judging a book by its cover. HAHAHAHA. You’ll miss out on the many good stories hiding behind the covers. But that is the price you have to pay for being a JUDGE, else, mawawalan ng saysay ang salitang HUSTISYA. E di ba nga yung mga HUKOM, ang tagal mag-baba ng desisyon…they have to get into every tiny details and gather all the evidences and witnesses bago hatulan ang nasasakdal.

If you’re the judge then be the judge and let the deserving winner win the title. Hinde dahil prety face yung blogger or pinsan ng tiyahin ng bayaw mo yung blogger or dahil maangas yung blogger or dahil may 5 best blog posts yung blogger ot kung ano pang kababawang reason.

HAHHAHAHH. Hinde ako bitter-bitteran. I have no desire to win any of this blog chorva…dahil alam ko na ang Grammar ko is up to SUBJECT-VERB agreement lang hahahah…and my intellectual capacity is only 512Mb…besides, naniniwala ako na kapag gumawa ka ng blog at ang habol mo ay ang magka-awards at recognition, hinde ka magiging masaya.

But you know, I’ve been blogging since time immemorial and I have read blogs that are notable and indeed worthy of one’s time and attention. They should be the real winners here.
Hoy, peace to all mankind!!!!

 

 

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14 Comments so far (Add 1 more)

  1. HOY!~ ba’t ang TRAKBAKLA ko indi nakalista dito?! SCAM TOOOOO! SCAMMMMM!!!! SCAMMMMMM!!! HAHAHAHA!

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    1. reyna elena on September 9th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
  2. hindi naman ako spammer pero but hindi nag show ang comment ko! Mahigpit pa ang MTRCB dito? hehehe..

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    chuvaness reply on September 8, 2008:

    ayan na ‘daaaay nag show na hehehe may gwardya sibil kase ako dito

    2. Fendi on September 7th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
  3. Tama!!! Dapat pag nag bblog ka dapat masaya at nag eenjoy ka kahit mali mali pa yung kever subject at verb mo! ahaha!!
    Wiz ko care kahit na una pa ang verb o di kaya verb lahat ginamit ko! ahehehe..
    Hindi na uso ang award! ;)

    MWah!
    Fendi

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    chuvaness reply on September 8, 2008:

    nyaaaahahahah! kaloka ka fendi bwaahahah naloka ako sa verb lang ang ginamit ko lols

    kiver din kung past tense ang ginamit sa futuristic na entry di ba…you know, awards are good but i need cash hahahha

    4. Fendi on September 7th, 2008 at 3:46 am
  4. Ngaragan na!!!!!!!!!! :em42: :em42: :em42: :em42: Hahahaha!

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    malen reply on September 5, 2008:

    kmusta ka na ditseee! ako nga din eh ngarag na ngarag na kelangan ko na sigurong humanap ng jowa hahaha konek?? LOL

    5. chuva on September 5th, 2008 at 11:08 am
  5. mahirap talagang piliin kung sino ang best blog..
    marami na akong nabasang blog na napa
    oink-oink ako sa kakatawa pero wlang
    nagcocomment…
    marami pang blog na hindi kaastig tingnan ang
    blog pero nakakaaliw ang laman… kaya dapat
    siguro ang title the most popular blog hindi
    the best blog… peace tayo sa mga magagalit,
    di ako kalaban

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    malen reply on September 5, 2008:

    korektsing! i totally agree with yah! madaming blogs talaga ang magaganda ang content nga lang hinde ganun ka-popular. may iba kase na fame grabber na power tripper pa

    hahaha, magandang idea yang MOST POPULAR blog na yan hahahha tayo ang mag organize syempre tayo din ang finalists and winners LOL

    glesy the great reply on September 5, 2008:

    nyahaha… sige tayo ang finalists at winners…
    dito nagsismula ang scam sa awards night…

    (mga papansin, gumagawa ng isyu.. ahihi)
    dapat may conspiracy… cheers!!! ;p

    6. glesy the great on September 5th, 2008 at 10:34 am
  6. sinundan ko ang link mo mula kay Reyna Elena na mula kay BlueP. Halos lagi tayong magkatabi sa comments kay Blue kaya I thought to drop you a note. I hope you don’t mind na in-add kita sa blogroll ko. I’d like to come back for more of your 100th best blog entries. :)

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    malen reply on September 5, 2008:

    ei mahal!!!! love that name! thanks thanks for adding me on you links. will do the same. oo nga, lagi kitang nakikita dun kay bluep hehhehe and since magkaibigan kayo, we should be friends too hahhhhaha see yah

    Mahalia reply on September 7, 2008:

    :em34:

    yehey! may bago akong kaibigan!

    tsuptsuptsup

    teka teka baka matakot ka at soofer suweet na eh bago p lng tayong fwends.

    *hands a chocolate.

    ayan.

    salamat :em62:

    7. Mahalia on September 5th, 2008 at 10:31 am
  7. Pers time ko po dito. Marami naman po sa kanila ang wrong grammar pati na yong mga pinanalo nila. Dapat ibalik ang trophy LOL! Sukat kasi naman oo yon pong Nanay nila eh walang ginawa mang-away nang mga blogger LOL sino ang sasali sa kanila na de-kalidad gaya po ninyo? Eh di wala. Sila sila lang yan barkada award nila tanggalin na nila ang Philippines sa award nila.

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    malen reply on September 5, 2008:

    hello jeff please come in and please sit down LOL inferness naman to the organizers and the winners…magagaling naman sila pero wag sanang maging monopoly ng mg elites ang blogosphere…equal rights dapat

    8. Jeff on September 5th, 2008 at 7:01 am
  8. Ganito na lang Malen, Don’t Join, kesa tumigas pa ang pa-nga mo sa inis. Blog all we want, chuva all they want - blog awards is only to increase ranking… damihan mo na lang ang pay post may datung ka pa. :em55:

    Asa.

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    malen reply on September 5, 2008:

    nyahaha. kiver kung may award o wala ang importate may PR!!!!!! hahahaha

    yah know, your blog should win for the BEST THEME category and the BEST SINGER slash BLOGGER category LOL. nice template, better contents and your singing…it’s the best! :em32:

    9. K on September 5th, 2008 at 12:06 am
  9. ang galing galing mo malen!!!! pwede ka na rin jan sa best 5 blog entires chorvaley

    ang mga argumento mo, pang lawyer hahahaha fanalo ka agad kung ako ang judge :D

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    malen reply on September 5, 2008:

    ‘day…i can’t believe it. nag re-reply ako sa comments wahahahaha

    been really busy. kita kits soon. thanks thanks…you always say the nice words. pinangarap ko talagang maging lawyer at one point in my life. kaso lang mas bagay daw ako sa call center whaaaahahahahah

    10. pusa on September 4th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
  10. huy nakain na naman ni akismet LOL

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    malen reply on September 5, 2008:

    siguro spammer ka noh?? LOL

    11. bluepanjeet on September 4th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
  11. “Kase kung yun nga, eh i-no-nominate ko ang sarili ko. Heck, I have 6 best blog entries HAHAHAH!!!!”

    hahahaha panalo to. This is the best entry you’ve wrote to date. Very well said. The analogy is perfect. You targeted the mark on the bull’s eye! This should be the best 6TH blog post award hahahaha

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    malen reply on September 5, 2008:

    nyaaaaaaahahahah whahaaw perfect analogy…this coming from you parang gusto kong mag dalawang isip kung PRAISES ba o PANGUNGUTYA hahahhaha

    bluepanjeet reply on September 7, 2008:

    Sira, praises yan haha. Minsan lang ako mag praise sayo na walang halong lait in public kaya namnamin mo. LOL

    Seriously ikaw na ang bagong Amazon Warrior Lawyer :em55:

    12. bluepanjeet on September 4th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
  12. hahaha agree :P

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    malen reply on September 5, 2008:

    uy same here…i agree too LOL

    thanks for gracing my blog, jepoy!

    13. jepoy on September 4th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
  13. very well said!!! ang taray ni chuva!

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    malen reply on September 5, 2008:

    thanks alex! alam mo minsan…masarap mag-maganda LOL

    14. alex on September 4th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
  14. SWAK NA SWAK ATENG! this is even better than my explanation! HAHAH! O, isubmit mo na to! APAT NA LANG! hahaha Ilalagay ko sa twitter!

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    Amor reply on September 5, 2008:

    OO nga Malen, maganda tong post mo… waging wagi!

    malen reply on September 5, 2008:

    @reyna elena….does this mean I AM BETTER than you??? Weeeeeh!!!! O sige na…same level na lang…papagawa din ako ng KORONA!!!

    @amor….thanks dear for saying that I am beautiful. teka, hinde ba ako? yung post pala akala ko naman ako LOL

    15. reyna elena on September 4th, 2008 at 7:11 pm

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  1. […] Malen of MyNosebleed.com wrote a satire of the recent blog awards saying, “I heard kase na sa Phil Blog Awards chuva ek ek daw, if you’re a nominee, you’ll have to send them your 5 best blog posts….for what purpose? Will they base their judgement on that? I am not sure pero para saan nga ba ang 5 entries na yun? I don’t get it. Kase kung yun nga, eh i-no-nominate ko ang sarili ko. Heck, I have 6 best blog entries HAHAHAH!!!! (I heard that in the PBA chuva eke k, that if you’re a nominee, you’ll have to send them your 5 best blog posts….for what purpose? Will they base their judgment on that? I am not sure but for what purpose is those 5 entries? I don’t get it. Because if that’s the case I will nominate myself, Heck, I have 6 best blog entries HAHAHAH!!!!). […]

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