Help Save a Chuvaness Today!!!

OH NOOOOOOO!!!!

I am soooooo freakin’ demoralized!

I’m going down! I’m going down!!!

I am sooo not gonna survive this!!!

They’re slashing 35% on my freakin salary!

HELPPP!!!!

There’ll be no more summer getaway!

No more unwinding every weekdays!

No more gourmet dishes!

AND

NO MOOREE SOCIAL CLIMBING!!!

BUT!!!

You can give me lots of loving by saving a Chuvaness today! You can donate in any amount and in any currency that is available…I am cheaper than your average sponsor a child! Any amount will be acceptable, compared to child sponsorship which costs $32.00 a month, here…you can do it in one time big time payment or if you really-really-really adore me to the maximum level of all levels, you can:

PETITION ME, IF YOU LIVE ABROAD
HIRE ME AS YOUR SECRETARY SO I CAN QUIT MY FREAKIN JOB
SPONSOR MY SOCIAL CLIMBING ACTIVIDADEZ FOR THE WHOLE YEAR

PLUS!!

Send in some love and help me feed my 3 kids.

HELP ME STOP MY NOSE FROM BLEEDING!!!

Save a CHUVANESS now!

If you are a pet lover, you may want to save a PUSA

If you have a heart for OFWs…save a Maid that has been maltreated by her employer in New Jersey USA.

And if you wanna save the world…save the BLUE CURLERS!!!!

We can all make a difference! Let’s Join Hand in Hand to make better lives.

HELP NOW!!!

This is non-profit relief organization founded by Diwa!

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@Dhez, hahaha…tanggapin kaya ng paypal yung buhangin mo?? FEDEX na lang dear…ahahahha

@ Rhapsody, hahaha..ay naku sana nga madaming mag donate! sana mdami akong na-touched sa entry ko..bwahahaha…salamat sa tag…i badly need that! ahahaha

@ Win 250$, you will be the first! HAHAHAHAH. Thank you so much! AHAHAHA

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1. chuvaness on January 21st, 2008 at 6:22 am
@ REYNAELENA, trulala yun! aabangan ko ang 10% donation ng 100,000 a month na kinikita mo sa blogging! HAHAHAH! Anef nakita ko sa blog mo may DONATE BUTTON KA NA DIN?? HAhahaha…ang hirap mabuhay kabisyoooo! Kelangan ko mag ipon ng pantustos sa mga SOCIAL CLIMBING actividadez nyo sa Mayo…sasama ako!! AHHAHAHA…

Jumoin k ana kabisyo..garapalan na talaga…ang may pinakamadaming DONATION and pinaka charming! HAHAHAHHA

@ AMBO!!! Hahaha…alam mo naman ang email ko diba…yahoo email…yun yon! Dali i-share mo ang kita mo…it’s better to give than to receive! Daliii…thank you!

@ DOC JOY!! You’re welcome doc! Salamat din sa napakasayang show nyong 2 ni reynz kagabi…super antok na ko pero nakakagising yung tandem nyong 2…hahahha

@ CHUVAAAA - hahaha…ganyan daw pag naghihirap na..kahit sa patalim…kumakapit..hahaha. nakakahiya noh? pero KIVER!!! Hoy baka isumbong ka nyang MAID mo kay DOC JOY! Ipapa deport kaaa! Ahahahhaa

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2. chuvaness on January 21st, 2008 at 6:15 am
@ WIN 250$ - whaat? mag dodonate ka nga ng 250$ to me? Waaahhhh. GAME! Daliiii

hahahhaha

@ AHAHAHAH, korek manay! 10% ng 5 dollars = 4 pesos! pwede na yun pandesal. laman tyan din yun. hahahah

@BLUEP, oo long overdue na yun kapatid. Matagal ko na syang hinihintay…hahahah

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3. chuvaness on January 21st, 2008 at 6:05 am
May nag donate na ba?

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5. Win $250 on January 20th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
pag-pray kita na madami magdonate hehehehe…
sis may tag ako sayoh, sana magawa mo…

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6. rhapsody on January 20th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
ah.. pdeng bihangin nalng i donate ko? hehehe… sis may kasalanan pko syo… pwamis gagawin ko din yun oki? *hugs*

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7. dhez on January 20th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Anovey?!! Na-tag na naman aketch ng ditse!!!!!! Chenalyn ever bongga ang post mo! Syet, kala ko totoong totoo na!! Tong katulong ko marami palang sinusumbong sa blog nya. Hindi totoong hinuhulog ko sya sa hagdanan kapag marumi ang banyo, at hindi rin totoong pinpakain ko siya ng floorwax!! Bleach ang pinapainom ko sa kanya!! Buwahahahaha!!

Si pusa, puwede bang kitty litter na lang ang i-donate ko sa kanya? son of a tofu ika nga!! hehehe!!

Ang galing mong bumanat sister.. wa ako sey!

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8. chuva on January 20th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Maleeeeeeeen! Sige pag citizen na ako petition kita! Salamat sa pakikinig sa Usapang Pinoy! Sa uulitin!

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9. joy on January 20th, 2008 at 3:04 am
mag dodonate sana ako kaso di daw makita ang user id mo. kaya ayaw ko na hahahaha.

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10. Ambo on January 19th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
walanghiyaaa!!! hahaha! pinuntahan ko lahat! naloka akoooo!!! hahahaha!!! an saya saya nang post na to kabisyoooo!!!

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11. reyna elena on January 19th, 2008 at 8:48 am
hahaha! i thought you were joking about the 35% salary cut! bat ganun? nawawalan ba nang clients yang employer mo?? i was gonna ask pa naman na ipasok mo yong pangkin ko sa work ninyo! marunong sya mag-ingles like: “Gud morning, ser”.

Winner ang post mo day! hahahaha! Sige gaya ni cheh donate ako 10% sabi nga ni Chuva yong employer na di pinapakain yong maid nya! (witness akooo! witness ako sa pagmamaltratoooo!!! hahaha) anyway, sabi ni chuva, pag may i give ka raw 10% to poor people like my boylets, open daw ang floodgates kaya pala baha baha sa floodway.

panic blogging to death ka na lang mahal! kayang kaya ang Php40,000 a month sa blogging di ba?

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12. reyna elena on January 19th, 2008 at 8:20 am
pwede bang longganisa ang idonate? lol

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13. bluepanjeet on January 19th, 2008 at 8:17 am
Na hala donate ko yung 10% na kikitain ko sa pepepe mamuah! 10% ng payb dolyares pede ng pambili sang pandesal hehehe

linsyak na gagul na yan tinamad tuloy ako magsulat manay parang gusto kong magbukas ng bagong e-tindahan;)

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14. cheh on January 19th, 2008 at 7:02 am
to malen:

naku gusto ko man kaso na - announce ko na as contest eh.

Don’t worry if my site reached 10,000 users I’ll donate something (maliit lang ah - I’m not a millionaire eh) to you.

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15. Win $250 on January 19th, 2008 at 7:01 am
@WIN250$, nope…those kids are my pamangkins…HEHEHE…uyy, pwede i donate mo na lang yung 250$ sa min…hati hati kami??? hahahaha

@LEELAI, yan ang tinatawag na modern day solicitation! naku sana may mag donate nga!

@JOJIE and PUSA, may pumatol kaya sa tag na to?? HAHAHA…muka tayong kawawa pero kiver…garapalan na…ang hirap mabuhay noh!! hahahah…pero totoo yung 35% slash sa sweldoooooo koooooooo

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16. malen on January 19th, 2008 at 4:57 am
i didn’t know you’ve got 3 kids now.

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17. Win $250 on January 18th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Bonggang bongga!!!!

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18. leelaibulilya on January 18th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
hehehe…TAG IT IS!

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19. chuvaness on January 18th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
wahahaha! tag pala itech.. teka kanina wala pa ako diyan a. LOL!

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20. jojitah on January 18th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
ano itooooo?! LOL!

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21. jojitah on January 18th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
mare me save a cat na rin ako! LOL

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22. pusa on January 18th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
anak ng pusa!!!! LOL shemay nape-pressure na ko buhayin un save a cat foudation ko hahaha

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23. pusa on January 18th, 2008 at 10:23 am

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