Oh no, the waggish and highly regarded chambermaid Inday has finally cracked her stillness and is now on dispute.
Have you been eavesdropping lately? Well, you presumptively have heard about the avant-garde of blogging monopoly these days. Yeah, that fleeting royal battle between bloggers. Well, the interim has been partially concluded and after waiting 2,424 hours of light between one night and the next, the dainty and enthralling Badoodles released the fractional reckoning of the much celebrated rencontre of the PHILIPPINES’ TEN CROWNING WHIMSICAL BLOGS. Multitudes of bloggers, especially the top aspirants, *and although it implicates how trifling one can get, I will not obviate my own authority and exclude myself* erupted with plead and beseechment.
I heard there’s even a plot engineered to mutilate and pulverize the prevailing household auxillary. Here’s a facsimile of the many repugnant remarks from distinctive bloggers propagated all over the national information structure aka internet.
mag pa register din kaya ako ng maraming blog site para maitumba ko yang si inday?ahahhaa….salamat bro…ika nga we soo deserve it.fly fly soar high!like a butterfly!!go go flying voters!!umiinit ang labanan dahil sa pa contest na to…lols
pataubin natin si inday at masyado na syang namamayagpag. hahaha
hahaha!!! siguro galet na galet na ang Inday! nakuuuu!!! madaming pera ang reynang yun!! hahaha ANONG MERON si INday at ang layo nang laban??? HAHAHAHA
magmamaganda yang si inday, sasabihin dahil hitik sa bunga maraming bumabato. hahaha, pano ba sabihin sa inglish yun. highfalutin talaga
sige, sama-sama nating ipagsak ang imperyalistang katulong na si inday. hahaha, win santo nino! san miguel devil!!!
oonga no. kelangan humabol. hindek man maitaob si inday, kase naman no phenomenon naman na sya, at least di naman matambakan. nyahahhaa. genyus! yahuuuuuu!!!
sana bigyan nang maraming trabaho si inday para di makapag blog! hahaha hirap talunin ni inday! pag=abrudin kaya yan? BWAHAHAHA
wala na tayong magagawa dyan…madami hatak si inday lalo na sa mga DH…tanggapin na lang natin. hehe!
hahaha, sya na ata ang dyosa ng mga household managers
meron paaaa!!! yayain nating inuman si inday!!! na igib-up ang trono! hahaha! o kaya kausapin naten ang amooo!!!
alam mo KK, duda ko dinaan nya sa gandang pinakita nya sa mga property managers, mga amo at siguro kinusap lahat nang me ari nang subdivision!!!! o baka nanawagan sa wowoweee?? hahahaha!!!
baka nag-solicit sa home owners association para pambayad sa mga flying voters. hahaha
With all these bickerings and constant altercation, Inday has finally chosen to speak up her viewpoint on the matter to silence her opponents. Pave the way and listen to what she has to say to her disparagers and detractors:
Why are you guys conniving against me to thwart my current 1st place ranking in this contest of Badoodles? All I wish is to entertain people and make them happy. You don’t have to conspire against me just for the rating. I don’t wish to be number 1. It’s all yours if you want to be number 1. It’s just a rating anyway. i don’t care.
– INDAY, doing her Willie Revillame imitation
And here’s what KOTSENGKUBA has to say:
Everything in the known universe has their elastic properties – it only depends on their intrinsic characteristics that determine the length of time by which an individual material will last before it reaches a certain point by which the slope of the resulting elongation due to constant stress applied over a period of time is comparatively close to zero.
In your case, the duration of stress application has caused you to reach the level by which the elasticity has climaxed to its limits thus, attaining the breaking point. Peace! Inday
~ KOTSENGKUBA, inuuntog ang ulo sa salamin matapos sunugin ang thesaurus.
Here’s my take on the issue:
Well, this competition is supposed to constitute a comradely and sociable community between bloggers from different platforms and in my own appraisal, which rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty, as much as I don’t want our chambermaid to finish off with the grand title, if citizens of this Republic raised the roof for Inday, well, I have to retrogade and give to Inday what is Inday’s. After all, she earned it. BUT…there’s got to be some sort of a paradigm on which your arbitration can be based. For one, I empathically reckon on the ingenuity of the content of one’s blog. It should be inventive enough. It should be, first and foremost, a product of new ideas, put together by a mighty mind, well executed with emotional touch and a dash of sentimentality and burlesqueness.
It is rational for you to feel infuriated but the factuality is..we’re not cunning a strategem to counter you. Not precisely. Let’s just say, we’re theatened by your fame and we will unite to sweep you out. There’s a humongous differential on that 2 unequal matter. But you are such an icon…and only the absolute being can flagellate you in one finger snap.
All is unbiased in ardor and enmity.
*epistaxis aka nasal hemmorroid to the infinite stratum*
How about you? What’s your presupposition on this contention? Be significant and let your voice be heard. COMMENTS SHOULD BE IN NOSEBLEED-ENGLISH FORM. LOL