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Son of a Tofu!
12 Jan2008
I am not really a coffee drinker but working on graveyard shift allows me to drink 1-2 cups a night. When I’m super antok talaga, I drink black coffee with no sugar for the ultimate stimulant. But most of the time, I drink nescafe 3 in 1 from our vendo. Now that I’m in my journey of becoming a genuine social climber, I stopped drinking regular coffees! I now drink cappuccino, mga kabisyo – mas mahal sya ng 4 pesos. You know how this cappuccino look like di ba, they have this foam bubbles bursting on top…and when you take a sip, you’ll see that bubble of cappuccino foam making an appearance on your upper lip, i love love it, sosyal di ba. Walang ganung effect yung 3 in 1. Hahaha
One freakin Tuesday night, I bought my favorite cappuccino and after drinking half of it, I was suddenly alive awake alert again and then, when I was about to take another sip, here’s what I found:
What is that little thing swimming on top of my cappuccino?
Must be chocolates? Nope. Let’s take a closer look…
closer…
closer…
closer….
SON OF A TOFU!!!!
Eeeeekkkk….
Can you see those broken legs?
IPIS. Cockroach. Termites. Praying manthis. Whatever it is! Basta INSECT sya, broken into pieces!!!
I ate it. I drunk it. I swallowed it!
I am never gonna social climb anymore! I wont drink cappuccino ever again and I swear, ihahabla ko ang NESCAFE VENDO MACHINE, our admin office, whoever its is responsible for this very grave offense!
I’m sooo gonna die now. I am sooo gonna die now.
Waaaaahhhhh!!!
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34 Responses to Son of a Tofu!
Kotsengkuba
January 12th, 2008 at 11:52 am
nung dati naman kami sa pilipinas, mahilig din kami magkape kahit nga yosi break.. minsan parang nagswimming ang sandamakmak na langgam sa kape pero pinapalis lang namin ng daliri ang then, voila! wala na… inom na ulit. simpel as that.
it’s all in the mind kaya yang mga paa ng ipis na ‘yan e yakididakdak talaga. hahaha, di ko papalisin yan. anak ng tokwa. hahaha.
nagbalik anyo na pala ‘tong blog mo sa dati. hehehe
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toni/nonblogger
January 12th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
grabe naman yon mga paa ng insekto, mawawala nga antok mo. joke lng po. baka ala na sila time linisin yong vending machine.
ano anong klase pa kaya ng insekto ang namamahay don?
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jojitah
January 12th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
ang ipis ang magaling mag-social climb impernes! Hindi pa summer mega swimming na sa cappucino! LOL!
Don’t worry mare may bagong motto ngayon.
“An ipis a day makes the doctor happy.”
LOL! wabyu..
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talksmart
January 12th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Congrats…Your blog is now elevated to the Filipino Blog of the Week Hall of Fame. Please claim your award.
Keep the Filipino blogging spirit alive all the time
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toni/nonblogger
January 12th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
CONGRATZ..kabilang na cya sa hall of famous..err famer.
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angelofthewaters
January 12th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
natawa naman ako dito Jojit! hahahaha
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angelofthewaters
January 12th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
LAMAN TIYAN din YAN!
YUCKS! hehehe!
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cheh
January 12th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
ewwwwwwww !! baytamins din daw yan! hehe
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misyel
January 13th, 2008 at 2:48 am
Eeeww! Ano ba yun?! Ihabla nga yan! Pero hindi kaya sangkap talaga yang mga yan sa kapeng nainom mo? Pampasarap ata at pang-alis antok hehe.
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Maldito
January 13th, 2008 at 4:15 am
ang sarap naman yan…regular na yan na ingredient sa kape ng mga call centers…aahhhaa..baka centipede yan?lols
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reyna elena
January 13th, 2008 at 4:49 am
hehehe! TAMA SINABI NI RUTHIE NOH! laman tyan den yan!!! bitameena ever!
KEEP ON SOCIAL CLIMBING NOH! mape-perfect mo den yan nokabah! hahahaha
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chuva
January 13th, 2008 at 5:52 am
eeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk!!! kadiri! I remember yang feeling na yan……….oh no…
one time kasi, bumili ako ng Iced Tea sa Chinese restaurant. Filled with ice pa naman, ang sarap at during the summer ito. Paghigop ko sa straw, akala ko, nahigop ko eh buto ng lemon.. pero malambot..
shet – pag dura ko.. langaw ateng!!!!!!! I’m telling you.. my lunch and the dinner the night before came out – - nagsuka talaga ko……..
i hate that feeling!!!! sue them!!
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chuva
January 13th, 2008 at 5:54 am
i guess suing is a strong word.. ireklamo mo.. he-he!
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mogLi
January 13th, 2008 at 7:09 am
Anak ng insekto, bords! Hahaha! Tama sila, mayaman sa protina yan! Hindi kaya dahil dun sa foam ng cappuccino kaya naglutangan sila? Kung plain coffee siguro andun lang sila sa bottom. Ignorance is bliss, indeed! Hahaha! Tsk, paborito ko pa naman ang cappuccino!
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dodong flores
January 13th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Oh, my gush!
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malen
January 13th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
ANAK NG TOKWAAAA TALAGA!!! AHAHA…YUNG LANGGAM KERI KO PA…HAHHA..PERO YUNG GROUND IPIS…WAAAAHHH
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malen
January 13th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
WALA KASENG NABILI NG CAPPUCCINO DUN..HAHAHA..PURO YUNG COFFEE WITH CREAM AND SUGAR LANG KAYA SIGURO PINAMAHAYAN NG IPIS!! PERO NAKAKADIRI TALAGA NOH? HAMO, BILI AKO MAMYA ULET…ICHIKA KO SAYO KUNG MAY UOD NAMAN…YUCK!!!!!!!
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malen
January 13th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
HAHAHA. JOJITAH! ANAK NG MGA SOCIAL CLIMBERS NA IPES YAN!! HAHAHA…DUN PA SA MAMAHALIN NG SWIMMING…SAYANG ANG DOSE PESOS KOOOOOOOOO
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malen
January 13th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
SALAMAT BOSS! I DESERVE IT! CHARING! AHAHAHHAA
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malen
January 13th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
HAHAH..NAALALA KO ANG MAMA MO RUTY…LITANYA NYA YANG LAMAN TYAN DIN YAN DI BA….HAHAHHAHAH
UU NA NGA SIGE NA…NASA LOOB NA NG TYAN KO YAN…LOL
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malen
January 13th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
AHAHAHA…BITAMINS X?? HAHAHAH
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malen
January 13th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
YAN YATA ANG SIKRET INGREDIENT SA KAPE NILA…NOH? PWEDE. HAHAH..kaya pala nakaka HYPER lol…ni-reklamo ko na, akalain mo tinawanan lang ako nung admin staff…asus purbida man jud!
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malen
January 13th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
may tama ka! centipede nga! hahahah…kaya pala natinik ako nng unang higop hahahahha
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malen
January 13th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
yan ang bunga ng kaka social climb ko kabisyoooo! hinde na ko magpupumilit. nyaaaaaaaahhh…kahit wala na lang laman ang tyan ko mahal…wag ganyan! yuuuccckkkkk
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malen
January 13th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
hahaha
i remember yung classmate ko nun college…sobrang uhaw nya na talaga eh wala syang choice, yung available na basong may tubig may malaking bangaw….as in ininom nya pa din ung water…tinira nya lang yung bangaw sa baso…kakadiriiiiiii
bangaw or ipis??? parang mas gusto ko na lang ang ipis…nasusukaaaaa akoooooooo
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malen
January 13th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
BORDS!!!
ang totoo okay lang…ganyan ang kinakain namin dati so I’m pretty used to it! WAHAHAHAHHA
ANAK NG TOKWAAAAA!!! malamang nagwala talaga ako kung nainom ko muna lahat bago ko nakita yung mga ipis na yan..waaaaahh
mapatay ak seeet!lol
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malen
January 13th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
oh my gush talagaaaaa….
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Amor
January 14th, 2008 at 1:49 am
yaiks! Maleeenn ano ba yan? anong lasa? hahaha!
When I was in elementary cguro less than 10 years old ako, umuwi ako na uhaw na uhaw may nakita akong baso na may tubig, dali2 kong ininom, yaiks may ipis pala! nabitawan ko yung baso, ayun basag!
I hate the feeling, I swear!
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reyna elena
January 14th, 2008 at 1:50 am
LUNUKIN MO NA LANG! wala namang makaka-alam na nagsisilanguyan mga insekto dyan!
Basta ang ALAM NILA…. SOSYAL KAAA!! Hahahaha!
Keep social climbing alive! Insek or no Insek!!!!
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thess
January 14th, 2008 at 5:45 am
oks lang yan…yung mga ino-order nga natin sa mga restaurants or fastfoods…whatdyathink? he he he
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Hannah
January 16th, 2008 at 1:37 am
nde na ako nakapag post kasi sira ang MONITOR ko waaahhh .. wala akong budget
eniwei…hindi na ako bumibili ng coffee jan 2 months na… if you need coffee in sachet punta ka lang sa akin or email me ako na lang magdedeliver hehehe
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Hannah
January 26th, 2008 at 5:12 am
Anong nangyari dito?
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jamo
January 26th, 2008 at 8:26 am
gawa sa brewed cockroach egg , ehehehehe.
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cArLo
January 27th, 2008 at 1:18 am
oh my god! what the…….eeeeeeewwwwww!
kala ko nung una mga namuong powder lang….but taking a closer look…..aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
i once had a similar experience, but much safer than yours.nescafe vendo din, that time there were lots of black dots floating so i thought it’s just coffee powder that hasn’t dissolved yet.super not focused that time.till after two sips my friend said…oy daming langgam! wahehehe….at least parehong protein, like those insects in your mug wahehehe : )
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