I am not really a coffee drinker but working on graveyard shift allows me to drink 1-2 cups a night. When I’m super antok talaga, I drink black coffee with no sugar for the ultimate stimulant. But most of the time, I drink nescafe 3 in 1 from our vendo. Now that I’m in my journey of becoming a genuine social climber, I stopped drinking regular coffees! I now drink cappuccino, mga kabisyo – mas mahal sya ng 4 pesos. You know how this cappuccino look like di ba, they have this foam bubbles bursting on top…and when you take a sip, you’ll see that bubble of cappuccino foam making an appearance on your upper lip, i love love it, sosyal di ba. Walang ganung effect yung 3 in 1. Hahaha
One freakin Tuesday night, I bought my favorite cappuccino and after drinking half of it, I was suddenly alive awake alert again and then, when I was about to take another sip, here’s what I found:
What is that little thing swimming on top of my cappuccino?
Must be chocolates? Nope. Let’s take a closer look…
SON OF A TOFU!!!!
Can you see those broken legs?
IPIS. Cockroach. Termites. Praying manthis. Whatever it is! Basta INSECT sya, broken into pieces!!!
I ate it. I drunk it. I swallowed it!
I am never gonna social climb anymore! I wont drink cappuccino ever again and I swear, ihahabla ko ang NESCAFE VENDO MACHINE, our admin office, whoever its is responsible for this very grave offense!
I’m sooo gonna die now. I am sooo gonna die now.