Son of a Tofu!

 

I am not really a coffee drinker but working on graveyard shift allows me to drink 1-2 cups a night. When I’m super antok talaga, I drink black coffee with no sugar for the ultimate stimulant. But most of the time, I drink nescafe 3 in 1 from our vendo. Now that I’m in my  journey of  becoming a genuine social climber, I stopped drinking regular coffees! I now drink cappuccino, mga kabisyo – mas mahal sya ng 4 pesos. You know how this cappuccino look like di ba, they have this foam bubbles bursting on top…and when you take a sip, you’ll see that bubble of cappuccino foam making an appearance on your upper lip, i love love it, sosyal di ba. Walang ganung effect yung 3 in 1. Hahaha

One freakin Tuesday night, I bought my favorite cappuccino and after drinking half of it, I was suddenly alive awake alert again and then, when I was about to take another sip, here’s what I found:

What is that little thing swimming on top of my cappuccino?

Must be chocolates? Nope. Let’s take a closer look…

closer…

closer…

closer….

SON OF A TOFU!!!!

Eeeeekkkk….

Can you see those broken legs?

IPIS. Cockroach. Termites. Praying manthis. Whatever it is! Basta INSECT sya, broken into pieces!!!

I ate it. I drunk it. I swallowed it!

I am never gonna social climb anymore! I wont drink cappuccino ever again and I swear, ihahabla ko ang NESCAFE VENDO MACHINE, our admin office, whoever its is responsible for this very grave offense!

 I’m sooo gonna die now. I am sooo gonna die now.

Waaaaahhhhh!!!

 

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34 Responses to Son of a Tofu!

  1. Kotsengkuba says:

    nung dati naman kami sa pilipinas, mahilig din kami magkape kahit nga yosi break.. minsan parang nagswimming ang sandamakmak na langgam sa kape pero pinapalis lang namin ng daliri ang then, voila! wala na… inom na ulit. simpel as that.

    it’s all in the mind kaya yang mga paa ng ipis na ‘yan e yakididakdak talaga. hahaha, di ko papalisin yan. anak ng tokwa. hahaha.

    nagbalik anyo na pala ‘tong blog mo sa dati. hehehe

  2. toni/nonblogger says:

    grabe naman yon mga paa ng insekto, mawawala nga antok mo. joke lng po. baka ala na sila time linisin yong vending machine.
    ano anong klase pa kaya ng insekto ang namamahay don?

  3. jojitah says:

    ang ipis ang magaling mag-social climb impernes! Hindi pa summer mega swimming na sa cappucino! LOL!

    Don’t worry mare may bagong motto ngayon.

    “An ipis a day makes the doctor happy.”

    LOL! wabyu..

  4. talksmart says:

    Congrats…Your blog is now elevated to the Filipino Blog of the Week Hall of Fame. Please claim your award.

    Keep the Filipino blogging spirit alive all the time :-)

  5. LAMAN TIYAN din YAN!

    YUCKS! hehehe!

  6. cheh says:

    ewwwwwwww !! baytamins din daw yan! hehe

  7. misyel says:

    Eeeww! Ano ba yun?! Ihabla nga yan! Pero hindi kaya sangkap talaga yang mga yan sa kapeng nainom mo? Pampasarap ata at pang-alis antok hehe.

  8. Maldito says:

    ang sarap naman yan…regular na yan na ingredient sa kape ng mga call centers…aahhhaa..baka centipede yan?lols

  9. reyna elena says:

    hehehe! TAMA SINABI NI RUTHIE NOH! laman tyan den yan!!! bitameena ever!

    KEEP ON SOCIAL CLIMBING NOH! mape-perfect mo den yan nokabah! hahahaha

  10. chuva says:

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk!!! kadiri! I remember yang feeling na yan……….oh no…

    one time kasi, bumili ako ng Iced Tea sa Chinese restaurant. Filled with ice pa naman, ang sarap at during the summer ito. Paghigop ko sa straw, akala ko, nahigop ko eh buto ng lemon.. pero malambot..

    shet – pag dura ko.. langaw ateng!!!!!!! I’m telling you.. my lunch and the dinner the night before came out – - nagsuka talaga ko……..

    i hate that feeling!!!! sue them!!

  11. mogLi says:

    Anak ng insekto, bords! Hahaha! Tama sila, mayaman sa protina yan! Hindi kaya dahil dun sa foam ng cappuccino kaya naglutangan sila? Kung plain coffee siguro andun lang sila sa bottom. Ignorance is bliss, indeed! Hahaha! Tsk, paborito ko pa naman ang cappuccino!

  12. Amor says:

    yaiks! Maleeenn ano ba yan? anong lasa? hahaha!

    When I was in elementary cguro less than 10 years old ako, umuwi ako na uhaw na uhaw may nakita akong baso na may tubig, dali2 kong ininom, yaiks may ipis pala! nabitawan ko yung baso, ayun basag! :) I hate the feeling, I swear!

  13. thess says:

    oks lang yan…yung mga ino-order nga natin sa mga restaurants or fastfoods…whatdyathink? he he he

  14. Hannah says:

    nde na ako nakapag post kasi sira ang MONITOR ko waaahhh .. wala akong budget

    eniwei…hindi na ako bumibili ng coffee jan 2 months na… if you need coffee in sachet punta ka lang sa akin or email me ako na lang magdedeliver hehehe

  15. Hannah says:

    Anong nangyari dito?

  16. jamo says:

    gawa sa brewed cockroach egg , ehehehehe.

  17. cArLo says:

    oh my god! what the…….eeeeeeewwwwww!
    kala ko nung una mga namuong powder lang….but taking a closer look…..aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
    i once had a similar experience, but much safer than yours.nescafe vendo din, that time there were lots of black dots floating so i thought it’s just coffee powder that hasn’t dissolved yet.super not focused that time.till after two sips my friend said…oy daming langgam! wahehehe….at least parehong protein, like those insects in your mug wahehehe : )

  18. toni/nonblogger says:

    CONGRATZ..kabilang na cya sa hall of famous..err famer.

  19. malen says:

    SALAMAT BOSS! I DESERVE IT! CHARING! AHAHAHHAA

  20. natawa naman ako dito Jojit! hahahaha

  21. malen says:

    HAHAHA. JOJITAH! ANAK NG MGA SOCIAL CLIMBERS NA IPES YAN!! HAHAHA…DUN PA SA MAMAHALIN NG SWIMMING…SAYANG ANG DOSE PESOS KOOOOOOOOO

  22. chuva says:

    i guess suing is a strong word.. ireklamo mo.. he-he!

  23. malen says:

    hahaha

    i remember yung classmate ko nun college…sobrang uhaw nya na talaga eh wala syang choice, yung available na basong may tubig may malaking bangaw….as in ininom nya pa din ung water…tinira nya lang yung bangaw sa baso…kakadiriiiiiii

    bangaw or ipis??? parang mas gusto ko na lang ang ipis…nasusukaaaaa akoooooooo

  24. malen says:

    ANAK NG TOKWAAAA TALAGA!!! AHAHA…YUNG LANGGAM KERI KO PA…HAHHA..PERO YUNG GROUND IPIS…WAAAAHHH

  25. malen says:

    WALA KASENG NABILI NG CAPPUCCINO DUN..HAHAHA..PURO YUNG COFFEE WITH CREAM AND SUGAR LANG KAYA SIGURO PINAMAHAYAN NG IPIS!! PERO NAKAKADIRI TALAGA NOH? HAMO, BILI AKO MAMYA ULET…ICHIKA KO SAYO KUNG MAY UOD NAMAN…YUCK!!!!!!!

  26. malen says:

    HAHAH..NAALALA KO ANG MAMA MO RUTY…LITANYA NYA YANG LAMAN TYAN DIN YAN DI BA….HAHAHHAHAH

    UU NA NGA SIGE NA…NASA LOOB NA NG TYAN KO YAN…LOL

  27. malen says:

    AHAHAHA…BITAMINS X?? HAHAHAH

  28. malen says:

    YAN YATA ANG SIKRET INGREDIENT SA KAPE NILA…NOH? PWEDE. HAHAH..kaya pala nakaka HYPER lol…ni-reklamo ko na, akalain mo tinawanan lang ako nung admin staff…asus purbida man jud!

  29. malen says:

    may tama ka! centipede nga! hahahah…kaya pala natinik ako nng unang higop hahahahha

  30. malen says:

    yan ang bunga ng kaka social climb ko kabisyoooo! hinde na ko magpupumilit. nyaaaaaaaahhh…kahit wala na lang laman ang tyan ko mahal…wag ganyan! yuuuccckkkkk

  31. reyna elena says:

    LUNUKIN MO NA LANG! wala namang makaka-alam na nagsisilanguyan mga insekto dyan!

    Basta ang ALAM NILA…. SOSYAL KAAA!! Hahahaha!

    Keep social climbing alive! Insek or no Insek!!!!

  32. malen says:

    BORDS!!!

    ang totoo okay lang…ganyan ang kinakain namin dati so I’m pretty used to it! WAHAHAHAHHA

    ANAK NG TOKWAAAAA!!! malamang nagwala talaga ako kung nainom ko muna lahat bago ko nakita yung mga ipis na yan..waaaaahh

    mapatay ak seeet!lol

  33. malen says:

    oh my gush talagaaaaa….

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