Son of a Tofu!

 

I am not really a coffee drinker but working on graveyard shift allows me to drink 1-2 cups a night. When I’m super antok talaga, I drink black coffee with no sugar for the ultimate stimulant. But most of the time, I drink nescafe 3 in 1 from our vendo. Now that I’m in my  journey of  becoming a genuine social climber, I stopped drinking regular coffees! I now drink cappuccino, mga kabisyo – mas mahal sya ng 4 pesos. You know how this cappuccino look like di ba, they have this foam bubbles bursting on top…and when you take a sip, you’ll see that bubble of cappuccino foam making an appearance on your upper lip, i love love it, sosyal di ba. Walang ganung effect yung 3 in 1. Hahaha

One freakin Tuesday night, I bought my favorite cappuccino and after drinking half of it, I was suddenly alive awake alert again and then, when I was about to take another sip, here’s what I found:

What is that little thing swimming on top of my cappuccino?

Must be chocolates? Nope. Let’s take a closer look…

closer…

closer…

closer….

SON OF A TOFU!!!!

Eeeeekkkk….

Can you see those broken legs?

IPIS. Cockroach. Termites. Praying manthis. Whatever it is! Basta INSECT sya, broken into pieces!!!

I ate it. I drunk it. I swallowed it!

I am never gonna social climb anymore! I wont drink cappuccino ever again and I swear, ihahabla ko ang NESCAFE VENDO MACHINE, our admin office, whoever its is responsible for this very grave offense!

 I’m sooo gonna die now. I am sooo gonna die now.

Waaaaahhhhh!!!

 

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34 Comments

  1. nung dati naman kami sa pilipinas, mahilig din kami magkape kahit nga yosi break.. minsan parang nagswimming ang sandamakmak na langgam sa kape pero pinapalis lang namin ng daliri ang then, voila! wala na… inom na ulit. simpel as that.

    it’s all in the mind kaya yang mga paa ng ipis na ‘yan e yakididakdak talaga. hahaha, di ko papalisin yan. anak ng tokwa. hahaha.

    nagbalik anyo na pala ‘tong blog mo sa dati. hehehe

  2. grabe naman yon mga paa ng insekto, mawawala nga antok mo. joke lng po. baka ala na sila time linisin yong vending machine.
    ano anong klase pa kaya ng insekto ang namamahay don?

  3. ang ipis ang magaling mag-social climb impernes! Hindi pa summer mega swimming na sa cappucino! LOL!

    Don’t worry mare may bagong motto ngayon.

    “An ipis a day makes the doctor happy.”

    LOL! wabyu..

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  5. eeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk!!! kadiri! I remember yang feeling na yan……….oh no…

    one time kasi, bumili ako ng Iced Tea sa Chinese restaurant. Filled with ice pa naman, ang sarap at during the summer ito. Paghigop ko sa straw, akala ko, nahigop ko eh buto ng lemon.. pero malambot..

    shet – pag dura ko.. langaw ateng!!!!!!! I’m telling you.. my lunch and the dinner the night before came out – – nagsuka talaga ko……..

    i hate that feeling!!!! sue them!!

  6. Anak ng insekto, bords! Hahaha! Tama sila, mayaman sa protina yan! Hindi kaya dahil dun sa foam ng cappuccino kaya naglutangan sila? Kung plain coffee siguro andun lang sila sa bottom. Ignorance is bliss, indeed! Hahaha! Tsk, paborito ko pa naman ang cappuccino!

  7. yaiks! Maleeenn ano ba yan? anong lasa? hahaha!

    When I was in elementary cguro less than 10 years old ako, umuwi ako na uhaw na uhaw may nakita akong baso na may tubig, dali2 kong ininom, yaiks may ipis pala! nabitawan ko yung baso, ayun basag! 🙂 I hate the feeling, I swear!

  8. nde na ako nakapag post kasi sira ang MONITOR ko waaahhh .. wala akong budget

    eniwei…hindi na ako bumibili ng coffee jan 2 months na… if you need coffee in sachet punta ka lang sa akin or email me ako na lang magdedeliver hehehe

  9. oh my god! what the…….eeeeeeewwwwww!
    kala ko nung una mga namuong powder lang….but taking a closer look…..aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
    i once had a similar experience, but much safer than yours.nescafe vendo din, that time there were lots of black dots floating so i thought it’s just coffee powder that hasn’t dissolved yet.super not focused that time.till after two sips my friend said…oy daming langgam! wahehehe….at least parehong protein, like those insects in your mug wahehehe : )

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