Dear kapuso, kabisyo, lovers, haters, lurkers and passersby,
It’s Valentine season once more *eeekk, 1 month pa kaya* I am writing you this because I know, I can sense that some of you are already thinking of sending me stuff like flowers with chocolates, Nike shoes size 6, Longganisang Lucban, Holland tulips, German sausages, waffles, post cards, love letters and cards on the coming heart’s day. I am more than happy to accept but please please please…do not ever send it to this address:
Or else, this might happen again:
Mamang Kartero: *galit mode* Ikaw ba to? Baket ang haba-haba ng address. ID mo? Naligaw-ligaw ako. Nung isang araw ko pa ‘to hinahanap.
Hahahaha!! It’s my fault, I really am sorry for the inconvenience, Boss. To all of you, please do not ever take everything I write in here seriously. I’ve posted it HERE, and believe it or not, someone sooo SWEET actually sent me a card on that address!!! Hahahaha. Thank YOU! Thank YOU. I am so touched and I love love it.
I was laughing like crazy the moment I get hold of it. Hahahaha. And everybody in the house, including my cousins who live next next next door, my other cousins who live on the other street and my neighbors were all laughing like there’s no tomorrow upon seeing the card. You know why? Because this is what my TRUE/LEGAL/REAL HOME ADDRESS look like:
Thank you ever Manay cheH for this lovely Christmas card. You really have touched the very bottom of my heart!
Ahahahaha. I’m really amazed on how it ever reached my house. I don’t know how Manong found me and I’m just soo glad that he did. I promise to be good na talaga. No more prank attacks next time. Na-imagine kong tulirong-tuliro na si Manong kakahanap sa bahay ko. HAHAHAHAHA
Thank you talaga to these 2 lovely ladies who sent me those snail mails – they are the sweetest things! *ayy mali, balikbayan box pala* Hihihi
Eto po and CHATEAU VALENZUELA
Eto naman po ang STA. MONICA 2 VALENZUELA. Hahahaha