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2008 Predictions

Goodbye year of the Pig, hello year of the Rat!

According to the Chinese Calendar, the Year of 2008 is a Year of the Rat (Earth), which begins on February 7, 2008 and ends on January 25, 2009

At dahil ang DAGA ay kadiri…expected na magiging KADIRI din ang year na ito. Here are some of my predictiones for the coming year. Huwag masyadong paniwalaan pero pwedeng gawin gabay sa araw-araw.

HOME ECONOMICS

MADUNGIS at madaming bagay ang masisira at iihian ng mga daga - bag, damit, iba’t ibang cord (telephone, electric at ethernet) pati mga kurtina. Bumili ng Napthalene Balls, huwag hithitin, nakakaadik (na-try ko na)

Magsabit ng mickey mouse chime sa pintuan para daluyan ng swerti.

POLITICS

Uusbong ang mas madaming mga mandurugas at magnanakaw na politiko.

Mag ingat sa MOUSE TRAP

FOOD

Malulugi ang Eden at Queso kaya wag kalimutang bumili ng DORA.

ENTERTAINMENT

I-sho-showing na magmuli ang RATATOUILLE.

Mabubuhay ang labtim na magpapagising sa natutulog nyong damdamin - MICKEY and MINNIE MOUSE.

Mag kakaron ng re-run ng MIGHTY MOUSE, SUPERMOUSE and ROBO-RATS –> wahaha, ang age! ang age! napaghahalata!

INFOTECH

Ingatan ang ethernet cord (for Broadband) at telephone cord (for dial up), maaring mangat-ngat anytime of the year.

ECONOMY

1 $ = 27Pesos

Tuluyang babagsak ang dolyar dahil kakalat ang MICKEY MOUSE MONEY.

BLOGTSINA

Sisikat lahat ng bloggers na may edad 96, 84, 72, 60, 48, 36 at 24 years old.

Lalong yayaman sina Chuva, ReynaElena, Diwa, Manay Thess, Manay cheH, Manay Beng, Lizzie , Lemback

FASHION

Maswerte ang kulay na dala ng DAGA — Black, Yellow, White at Red (Mickey Mouse Colors)

Mauuso ang polka dots, red shoes, ribbon at mahabang eye lashes. (inspired by Minnie Mouse)

WORK PLACE

Walang katapusang RAT RACE

HEALTH

Maraming magiging prone sa WARTS

Ngayon ang tamang panahon para makipag SWAP ng ipin sa daga

EDUCATION

Patuloy ang pagtaas ng matrikula.

SHOWBIZ and SPORTS

Patuloy ang pag sikat ni Manny Pacquiao sa Industriya ng Pelikulang Filipino

ENVIRONMENT

Magiging maulan mula June - Sept

Manaka-nakang pag ulan Oct - February

Tag-araw mula March - May

PERSONAL PREDICTIONS

Matatapos ang site sponsorship (huwag sana), makaka-sakay na sa wakas ng airplane, lalong hinde maa-aprub sa PPP, mag-aaral ng BAKING/CROSS-STITCHING/DRESSMAKING/COSMETOLOGY/GARDENING, matutong mag-edit ng template, mag re-resign, makakabili ng laptop, mag se-setup ng wi-fi sa bahay, mag pu-put-up ng business, ma-masterin ang photoshop, mag aaral ng Linux and programming, mag CCNA, mag ma-MASTERAL, makakarating sa Puerto Galera, mababayaran lahat ng utang, mag lo-lose ng weight, patuloy ang pag no-nosebleed at pipiliting magka-bf. Hahaha

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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  1. Hahaha. Mukhang napaka exciting ng year mo! Wait anong year ka ba talaga? Chineck mo na ba ang predictions for you sa aking A Pinay in England? :em55:

    Hindi kami kasama ni Ambo sa yayaman? :em54:

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    1. joy on February 7th, 2008 at 12:46 am

  2. mare swak ang mga predictiones mo, kinakaribal mo ba si madam auring? heheheh basta tuloy tayo sa 6 ha! mwah :em59:

    may this new year adorn your life with many beautiful things and sweet memories to cherish forever. Wishing you life’s best this 2008! HaPpY nEw YeAr!!!!

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    3. pusa on December 31st, 2007 at 2:18 pm

  3. Azawa kooo!!! Wishing you and your sweet somebody na kelangang mahanap naten ngayong 2008, your family, friends and all the makukulet na readers mo to have a very happy new year!!!!!!

    Keep social climbing alive gurl! Come social climb wid me throughout the year! HAHAHA!!

    At pag talagang umabot nang Php27 and $1, ibabalik ko na ang korona kooooo!! pati na lahat nang baklang ID ko! bebenta ko sa eBay!!!

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    4. reyna elena on December 31st, 2007 at 10:17 am

  4. Ay mali, trapik pala, hindi topic….

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    5. My on December 31st, 2007 at 7:56 am

  5. Naku Malen, kapag nagkatutoo yang prediction mo ay sagot ko ang plane ticket mo papunta dito sa kin at nang magkabeso-beso naman tayo, hehe! Sa pocket money mo, bahala ka na ha. Good luck sa personal predictions mo, especially dun sa last, although unbelievable na was ka bf. :em66: O, siya, babati na lang ako ng Happy New Year sa iyo, at baka sobrang topic dito bukas at di ako makalusot haha…

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    6. My on December 31st, 2007 at 7:54 am

  6. Ayos daming bago ah. Ibig sabihin kadiri ako kasi year of the rat ako pinanganak eh hehehehe. teka boto muna kita! Magandang simulain ng taon ah. Congrats! :em70:

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    7. ambo on December 30th, 2007 at 10:26 pm

  7. E di mananalo na si Obama kasi para syang daga, daga, daga, :em70:

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    8. partyofyou on December 30th, 2007 at 2:46 pm

  8. tukaio, pls. read my new post!thanks! magkano pala charge mo sa hula?LOLS!

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    9. maline on December 30th, 2007 at 1:57 pm

  9. tukaio! nahilo ako sa prediksyones mo.hehe. congrats for the nomination for Filipino Blog of the Week! We’re both nominated this week, but my bet is on you!!!!

    Prediksyones ko din ikaw ang mananalo! Mabuhay ang mga malen!hehehe. Happy new year!

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    10. maline on December 30th, 2007 at 1:22 pm

  10. Hi. Your blog is nominated for the Filipino Blog of the Week award (week 89). Please visit the site and vote. Good luck :-)

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    11. talksmart on December 30th, 2007 at 11:30 am

  11. Okey yung mga prediksyon mo huh madam? Mala-madam auring na may pagka-jojo acuin at konting kim atienza, ehehehehe.

    Add ko yung site mo sa blogs ko ha? Happy new year !!!

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    12. jamo on December 30th, 2007 at 8:13 am

  12. nyahaha! pati si madame auring, kinukumpetensha mo! anong prediction mo sa akin bords??? pahula nga…LOL!

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    13. mogli on December 30th, 2007 at 6:43 am

  13. nahilo ako du’n ah! :em26:

    o fight, naka recover agad!…sino yayaman, si Cheh? MAYAMAN na yannnnn :em50: basta ako gusto yumaman lalo , sa kaibigan!! nandyan ka na kasi, ikaw ang muse ko, naks!

    pero wish ko para sa iyo..matupad ang lahat ng plans mo!!

    enjoy your Sunday!

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    14. Thess on December 30th, 2007 at 3:07 am

  14. nakuw mga mamuah!! basta kung magkatoto man ito! magpapagawa ako ng eroplano lahat pasasakayin ng libre hahaha pagawa na rin kaya ako ng train at mansyones sing lawak ng Mindanao,lol

    hayy sarap mangarap :em32:

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    15. cheh on December 30th, 2007 at 1:29 am

  15. taon ng daga sa 2008? hmmm… basta kung sino yumaman sa mga binanggit mo sana e mabigyan din tayo ng free ticket papunta ng pinas, hehe

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    16. kengkay on December 29th, 2007 at 8:42 pm

  16. p*tangn* 1$=27 hahaha, magaalaga nalang ako sa daga. hahaha :em47:

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    17. Kotsengkuba on December 29th, 2007 at 12:20 pm

  17. waaaaaaaaaaahhhh taon ko pala tooooooooo!!!
    kabisyooo..maraming salamat sa suporta ..sana yumaman din ako ng $50 katulad mo lol! bibili na ako ng domain kabisyo oras mismo! lol!

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    18. manilenya on December 29th, 2007 at 10:40 am

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