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7 Truths About MALEN

“I am your sweetest downfall, hahaha”

 

I love to hear myself talk in my own favorite audience — ME. I am the funniest, loveliest, kindest and craziest person in MY whole world and if you were me, I’m pretty sure, you’d agree. Haha, na-lurkei na yata aketch. Here’s another tag from Sweden. Wow, imported.

This is for you BORDS MOGLiii

1. I’m 5′6 flat and weighs 120 lbs. and measures 36-24-36!

2. I’m a musician by heart. I play the piano, guitar and violin.

3. I can sing, dance and act very well. TOTAL PERFORMER.

4. I’m an expert swimmer, professional badminton player and ex-varsity.

5. I’m the best cook you’ll ever meet.

6. I speak fluent Chinese, a little of Spanish and Japanese

7. Maybe, my life is too boring that I sometimes stretch the truth to make it sound more interesting. Numbers 1-6 are all lies. haha

Ok, here’s the TRUTH and nothing but the TRUTH about ME.

1. Contrary to what I’ve said on my previous post, I CAN BE VERY CREATIVE. If I really put my heart and mind into something and keep my focus into it until my nose bleeds, I have the powers to make garbage into something beautiful.

2. I’m STREET-SMART rather than book-smart (read: TAMBAY SA KANTO, hahahah). Put me in an island and I’ll sure find a way to survive. Plus, I can really SWIM. Naks, CAST AWAY ang drama.

3. I am a sucker for cheap stuff, cheap buy…I balance necessity vs “mere” wants. I try not to spend my hard earned money recklessly. I’m PRACTICAL.

4. I am sooo full of POSITIVE ions. I always trust that there is GOODNESS in everyone. I tend to look into the brighter side most of the time and never loses hope that there’s always a rainbow after the rain. BUT, I DESPISE NOKIAS — yah know, USER FRIENDLY TYPE. Those people who would use others just to get there on TOP. Hate them.

5. I love History, Arts, Humanity, Classics, medieval, antique, renaissance, nostalgia and anything VINTAGE. To put it simply, I’M OLD SKOOL.

6. I’m your worst nightmare, I’m your dream…I’m nothing in between. I’m a tease, I’m a goddess on my knees. When you’re hurt, when you suffer, I’m your ANGEL undercover.

7. I am a SINNER saved by HIS GRACE.

I’m tagging the genius baruchzorotski, konti na lang makata na si bato bato pik, ang mahilig sa logic na si earthlotus, kotsengkuba in the hopia wonderland, rants and raves of DIWA, rants and ramblings of pazingerzie, a proud scholastican sink or swim, ang madaming iniisip na si Venis, the beautiful and happy Malinesky and ang cute na love coach ng lahat Doc Joy

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22 Comments so far (Add 1 more)

  1. Yeah yeah yeah, tama nga! You’re my sweetest downfall. :em70: :em70: (nainlove sa kanta, pagpasensyahan)

    Ayos sa number 7, wahahaha. ^_^ lies lahat pala, kala ko totoo. Panwalang-paniwala na ako eh. Haha. ^_^

    Street-smart vs Book-smart? Hmm.. I’ll go with you, street-smart! Mas may thrill dun, maraming bagay ang hindi natutunan sa libro lang. ^_^ :em48: :em48:

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    1. earthlotus on November 5th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
  2. hndi ko po alam ate malen wat po gawin ko pra mawelcome nu po ako sa blog ko?fwedi ate add nu YM ko honda_azimo pra chat tayo sa YM ko hntayin kita ate ha!!!sana makapg usap tayo ate!!!heheheh!!i’l wait u tomorrow evening at 8pm!!! :em30:
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    2. gheoey on November 2nd, 2007 at 10:24 pm
  3. Thanks for the tag, Malen! Will do the list asap :)

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    3. joy on November 2nd, 2007 at 9:48 pm
  4. hello everyone fwedi mkisali sa blog nu!!!?

    add nu lng me sa ym ko honda_azimo
    \
    i’m lookin for fwend from mindanao :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21: :em21:

      “uyyy, andaming kindat, wag ganyan, malisyosa nga ako masyado….seriously, welcome!”

    :em47:

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    4. Gheoey on November 1st, 2007 at 8:02 pm
  5. check mo nga po email mo, sinend ko yung plugins at nilagyan ko narin ng nose-bleed na emoticon.

    pag-nagbago tong code na’to ibig sabihin ok na plugin mo :em71:

      :em71: “tenkyu sa mga hyper na smileys mo ha…ay lab it!! nakakalukring sila!”:em71:

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    5. kotsengkuba on October 28th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
  6. Na-tag ako?!?(Shucks!) ini-link na kita sa blog ko pero may favoritism yata dun at kahit anong gawin ko 3 lang ang lumalabas…isip ko pa paano ko ialalagay kayong mga idol ko doon lahat. Sasagutin ko muna meme na to…ty sa pagdaan pala ^_^

      “oist, may stereotyping :em62: yata jan sa blog mo noh?”

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    7. Vennis on October 28th, 2007 at 11:59 am
  7. hahaha. thank you ate malen sa pagtag. close? hehehe… nagawa ko na… nakakatuwa pala yun. pag wala kang maisip na i-blog. pwde mung patulan yung nagtag sayo. hahaha! apir. ;P

      “u r welcome! :em47: uu, CLOSE na tayo. uy, TAG MAKES THE BLOG WORLD GO ROUND! Hahaha”

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    8. bato.pik on October 28th, 2007 at 11:52 am
  8. hi, tukaio!!! not just being (nick)namesakes, we share some common traits and I also did mountain climbing back in college..hehe, and I think when God poured all the optimism from heaven, we were both out there and got everything!!! I just hope I could write as spontaneous and witty like you.

    1 more thing, I just change my blog’s theme yesterday, and I actually almost used this one you’re using!!!wow! I now wonder if we have the same birthdays.hehe.

    Btw, I included you in my blogroll!

    ciao and God bless!


      “Malinesky!! :em55: Wow! sabi ko na we share a lot of things eh. April24 ako. You? Ei, we’re soulmates? :em34: Haha”

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    9. malinesky on October 28th, 2007 at 8:50 am
  9. @ mami beng,

    ay lab yu

    lovelots, inday chuv! lol

    @ bato pik - oks lang pag di mo ginawa, tanggalin kita sa blogroll ko. lol. deadmaru. chenes lang yan. God bless sa exam, sikaping wag mangopya ha. lol

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    11. malen on October 27th, 2007 at 8:08 am
  10. @SINK or SWIM — haha, first time ever? hehe…ayan may experience ka na….sunod sunod na yang TAG na yan! lol

    @ JOJITAH — mare, di ko keri, baka tamaan ako ng kidlat paglabas ko. hahaha. malayo sa katotohanan masyado. hahaha

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    12. malen on October 27th, 2007 at 7:55 am
  11. OMG. bat nakita ko ang aking sarili here?
    oh my gosh.. i hate you na… wahahaha!
    panu ba toh gnagawa? hahaha. nusbled.
    haha! panu pag d ko gnawa? haha! wala lang.
    ang adik ko.
    next week may midterms exam kami..
    habang kayo………..nagpapakasaya.
    wala lang. bat ang daldal ko?! wahaha!
    enough na kasiiiiii,,, hehehe ;)

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    13. bato.pik on October 26th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
  12. ay sus, imbis kay ningtuo na unta ko sa 1 - 6 gibawi man hinuon nimo sa ubos :). maayo djud ka inday chuv gitikon hangtud ka mag nosebleed.

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    14. Beng on October 26th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
  13. amp! hindi pa pinanindigan yung naunang 1-6. :lol:
    teka.. bakit hindi ako kasali???? waaaahhhh! buti na lang.. :P

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    15. jojitah on October 26th, 2007 at 11:49 am
  14. hi sis. hehe. dahil ikaw ang kaunaunahang nag tag sakin, kakaririn ko to. hihihi. thanks sis :) eto pla ung tinatawag na tag (forgive my ignorance… :p).

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    16. eitheryousinkorswim on October 26th, 2007 at 8:27 am
  15. BORDSSS!! Nakakaloka ba si dream girl? hahaha. Alanis yun bords. Hiniram ko lang kay Alanis yun.lol

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    17. malen on October 26th, 2007 at 3:06 am
  16. @ REYNA, hahaha, insekyurada??!! hahahha, basta magsusukatan tayo pagdating mo dito sa Manila. Hahhaha

    @ DEFPOTEC — wahahahha

    @ KOTSENGKUBA — dream girl di ba? lol

    @ REYNA — haha, pang sagala yang shoes na yan…bagay sa santacruzan mo hahahha

    @ Ambo — sabi ko sayo di kita kargo pag na develop ka ha…lol

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    18. malen on October 26th, 2007 at 3:05 am
  17. oist bords! salamat at ginawa mo itong tag na ito. naisahan mo rin ako dun ah! teka sounds family yung #6…di ba kanta yan,,di ko lang maalala kung saan. Hahaha! Eniwei, wagi ang list mo.

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    19. MOGLi on October 25th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
  18. Wow parang yan yung Girl of my Dreams ha. Yahoo!

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    20. Ambo on October 25th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
  19. Off topic: mahal naman nang mga binebenta mong sapatos. In ferness, type ko yong #4 Nine West Accolia. Pedeng hulugan???

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    21. reyna elena on October 25th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
  20. muntik na ko mapa-nosebleed dun sa unang #6. sige, kakaririn ko tong meme na’to at kasali pala ko.

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    22. kotsengkuba on October 25th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
  21. langya naisahan ako ng first 1-6..

    heniway.. ganyan talaga ang mundo, di laging ako ang nakakalamang…

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    23. defpotec on October 25th, 2007 at 11:28 am
  22. “and measures 36-24-36! ” CHIKADOOOORRRAA!!!
    HOYY!!! I WANT A RECOUNTTT!!!

    I WANT A RECOUNTTT!!!

    I WANT A RECOUNTTT!!!

    I WANT A RECOUNTTT!!!

    *BLAG* *BLAG* *BLAG*

    REEEEE-CCOOUNNTTT!!!

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    24. reyna elena on October 25th, 2007 at 8:48 am

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