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Feeling Bakekang these days

I feel like the ugliest person these days and there’s nothing I can do to make it any better. You see, I have dark spots all over my face, as if I just had chicken pox and my weight just wont come off..in fact, it has reached its highest level since 1997. Imagine Bakekang.

So, starting today, I am changing my habits. I need to stop this petty unhealthy indulgence and try to start a healthy diet. Hehe. Wish!

Here’s the plan. Drink lots more water. Eat as little sugar as possible. Avoid potatoes, pasta, corn, rice and sweets (cake, ice cream, coffee), no more Mcdo, SARSI/RC Cola, fries etc. Instead, eat more fresh vegetables and fruits. Eat three meals a day but eat half the portion I would usually eat.

And lastly, go to the Gym.

Or,

Leave everything as is and resort to a more expensive way of dieting: buy Xenical.

There, pray that I may honor these words I have just spoken. I’m really beginning to lose hope. Nag pa-derma na ko. Nag anti-acne antibiotics. Anti-acne facial wash. Nag whitening. Haay. Nothing seems to work. They wouldn’t leave my face.

Plus, to make matters worse, my laugh lines can be EASILY seen from afar. Grrrh.

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18 Comments so far (Add 1 more)

  1. :em32: hi ! basa ko lahat ng mga probs nyo sa face, just try cetaphil
    effective sobra tanggal ang mga pimple prob nyo ! try and tested na 2 promise po!!!

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    1. mj on March 8th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
  2. Nag clear ka na ba? *lols* don’t u worry ate bakeks este ate chuvs pala. remember this, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and the beholder is you. *lols*

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    2. Ambo on September 19th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
  3. oi sige..i’ll inquire about that. i’m trying olay total effects these days. will let you know if it’s effective

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    3. malen on February 6th, 2007 at 10:29 am
  4. loreal purezone - super effective at mas mura pa sa pro active… facial wash toner at pore target… super effective kasi nga yung mga sis kong maraming pimples tanggal yun… pwamis

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    4. mystripesocks on February 5th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
  5. ahh… maganda pala yung pro-active…. hehehe

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    5. lizzz on February 4th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
  6. ayy oo… maganda nga yan…nasa homeTV shopping yan..medyo pricey nga

    syana…nagparamdam ka!!

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    6. malen on February 3rd, 2007 at 11:46 pm
  7. malen I’m using proc active now and I never had this skin so clear in my entire life as in!!! sana nga sa pinas palang I used it na medyo pricey but sa proactive.com sale products nila…I had a bad breakout dito sa canada I thought pag dito gaganda skin aysus ilusyon lang pala…get the one set good for 2 months or more use.

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    7. christy on February 3rd, 2007 at 10:31 pm
  8. Eto naman effective sakin… Eskinol Clear, lagyan mo ng Dalacin-C capsule (yon laman lang). Shake well. Lagay ka after bath and before sleeping. 2-3 days wala ng pimples. Try also Ponds moisturizer pag wala na pimples. Mas ok sya. After bath and before sleeping rin. Gusto ko nga sana try yung Olay pero 600+ ang isa…

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    8. lizzz on February 3rd, 2007 at 6:28 pm
  9. package na yata yun..i’ll verify

    go! DSL it is!!

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    9. malen on February 3rd, 2007 at 3:20 am
  10. resign! resign! resign!

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    10. malen on February 2nd, 2007 at 10:24 pm
  11. somebody save me! grabe minsan ayoko ng magwork dito kasi kung anong mga ka-eklatan na naririnig ko kesyo mabaho daw lotion ko na nakaka-irita sa nose (coconut and lime kasi with verbena) … puwes gamitin ko nga nde naman ako naninigarilyo ehehehe… at least akin eco friendly hehehehehe….

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    11. mystripesocks on February 2nd, 2007 at 4:13 pm
  12. oo nga nu…chat to the max….
    oi exercise ka lang ng exercise, wag na yung magxenical
    si anthony ver racimo, malakas kumain, exercise ng exercise, eh di sumeksi na rin…

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    12. mystripesocks on February 2nd, 2007 at 4:11 pm
  13. aba! ano ito? chat! hehehe…

    antok lang ba ako len, bat di ko nman napansin? hmm… lack of sleep, possibly…

    try neutrogena, not so expensive, mild lang…tsaka water…yun tama! use ung napanalunan nyo nung bday ni Lanna…hehehe…

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    13. ruthie on February 2nd, 2007 at 1:12 pm
  14. alam mo ba kung bakit? kasi blog mo lang ang nabubuksan ko dito eh. blocked ang blogspot. ehehehe…

    len, question nga pala…
    diba pldt mydsl sila mitchie? seperate pa ba ung bill sa telephone and DSL? or packaged na talaga?

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    14. aiMz on February 2nd, 2007 at 12:24 pm
  15. oi..real time ba ito

    hahaha

    cge try ko yan

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    15. malen on February 2nd, 2007 at 6:01 am
  16. teka… kpag ayaw nung myra e… try mo ung talagang effective… olay total effects. medyo expensive lang talaga. pero talagang effective daw… pimples and fine lines.

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    16. aiMz on February 2nd, 2007 at 5:54 am
  17. ambilis naman nun!

    ay naku, ayaw ng Myra E ng face ko. sige, subukan ko ngang mag resign.mukhang yun lang makakatulong sa kin. whahahaha

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    17. malen on February 2nd, 2007 at 5:13 am
  18. uy, magxe-xenical nah! mag-fitrum ka muna. mas effective daw sabi ni anna. nagfifitrum sya.

    mag-moisturizer ka.. ung myra e effective un kaya lang, wag ka lang maglalagay kapag madumi ang balat. tapos, subukan mong mild soap lang. sakin, johnson’s milk bath. awa ng dyos, napipigilan na tumubo ang pimples ko. wag na kung anu-ano lagay mu.

    o di kaya naman…. stress yan! magresign na u!
    heheheh…

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    18. aiMz on February 2nd, 2007 at 5:08 am

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