humor blog, nosebleed, engrish, make money online, nosebleed, wentworth miller girlfriend, wentworth miller, earn while blogging, prisonbreak
headermask image

header image

Winner of 1G iPod Shuffle

CHUVAAAA!!!!

Na-receive ko na!!!!

SHUCKS!!!! NAGULAT AKO SA LAKI NG BOX! Excited akong buksan baka kase may kasamang toblerone. In a way, in-expect ko talaga na may pasalubong, yah know. Since CHUVA is uber nice and sweet, I was hoping na baka na may kalakip na lotion o kaya SPAM. LOL…and to my surprise…dyaraaan!!! WALA!!! Puro plastic!!! Hahahaha

iPod shuffle lang talaga ang laman…but it’s really super cute and am loving it. Ambango-bango. Imported talaga. LOL

Super thank you Progobbler.net!!!! 

Excited ako…kaya ayan ginamit ko na:

Ang sosyal diba? Salamat sa iPod hairclip chuvaaaaaaa!!! Mwaaaaaaaaah! Bagay na bagay sya  sa kin. LOL 

You need To Backup Or Else

Nothing’s more frustrating than having a computer that’s prone to crashing all the time. I remember one time, when I had to reformat my hard drive due to its viruses/spywares that I can’t get rid off and constant Windows errors on startup, it took me a while to back up the photos, mp3s, videos or other important documents I’ve bombarded my machine. Imagine how many CDs I used. Good thing there are websites that can allow you to get back up space for free! You don’t need to save those files on CDs anymore.

At idrive.com, you can get a 2GB of space absolutely for free. Now, how many files can you put in that 2G storage? A lot! But if you’re a massive computer user like me, that 2G is not enough. You may consider upgrading to Unlimited storage for only $4.95/month. They’re the leading Online Backup service provider offering encrypted online backups. It is easy to use, fast and secure. Sign up for a basic account now and see how you can benefit from them.

Dear ALL,

I have read all your emails, your comments, your texts, messages on friendster, YMs, chatbox and everything. Hinde naman ako snob. I know, I need to improve this area of my life. Haller, lahat ng nag text nun birthday ko hanggang ngayon wala silang na receive na reply. Soweee. BC talaga. WORK HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE….

The Last Lecture by Randy Pausch

If you knew you were going to die and you had one last lecture, what would you say to your students?

I don’t know. I am not a teacher, hello?

Seriously, when I was a kid, I wanted to become a teacher, a doctor and a sales lady. Guess what, I didn’t become any of those in fact, my specialty is far from those childhood dreams. Now that I am older and matured (I hope), my preferences have changed, what I want now is just plain and simple - to become an inspiration to others. I’m serious. But when I look back at my life, there’s nothing really inspiring at all. LOL. Wait…I’m only 20+, who knows, maybe sooner or later, something could happen that will change my life forever. I have faith you know.

Anyway, here’s one very inspiring book I’d like to recommend to you guys - The Last Lecture by Randy Pausch. It’s based on the extraordinary final lecture by Carnegie Mellon University professor Pausch, given after he discovered he had pancreatic cancer. This moving book can definitely inspire you to live your life with purpose and joy. Grab a copy now!

 

Law of Unattachment

Kanina pa ko dito nahihilo kakaisip. Shucks. I am not like this, normally. LOL. Baket anlalim ng iniisip ko ngayon. Alam ko na kung baket…I will tell you tomorrow or the next day or the next next day.

Don’t cling to anything that needs to go :(

Free Web Directory

Google has done it again. If you notice on my sidebar, my blog is now PR4 and I’m freakin’ happy!!! I am indeed a lucky soul. LOL. You don’t have any idea how much it means to me. It practically means everything! Ok, that’s a little overacting but I really do care about page ranking and stuff like that. You know why? Because that’s the single underlying factor why I am earning moolahs from my blog.

 

If you’re into paid blogging, PR is probably the most important thing for you and your blog. I honestly do not know how to improve one’s PR. But here’s one thing I found out, enlisting your site/blog into free directory can actually improve your rankings. Check out DirMania - a free web directory that can provide you a quality free web advertising.

Submit each of your web sites NOW all for free and start earning your dollars ASAP!

Remembering Childhood Memories

The world has changed dramatically. When I was younger, I can spend a whole day outside playing with the kids around the neighborhood and my parents need not to worry. Years ago, the place where I grew up was a squatter’s area thus my breeding is sometimes of a squatter too. Charing lang. I grew up in a half-urban half-rural society…yah know, may mga bukirin pa noon sa Valenzuela. Maaliwalas ang paligid. May mga kapitbahay kaming bahay kubo…at ang favorite past time namin eh ang mag picnic, softball, baseball and volleyball. Ang tambayan namin eh puno ng alatiris….habang kumakain ng putoseko at tira-tira. Uso pa noon yung mga magkakapitbahay na nagpapalitan ng ulam tuwing tanghali. At sa panahon ng birthday celebrations, pag di ka nabigyan ng pancit at tasty ng kapitbahay, sobrang big deal chismax ever. Gone are those days di ba. Hinde pa naman uso ang subdivision noon noh kaya walang exclusivity among the neighborhood. You know I had a happy and wonderful childhood. When I think about the past, I always go back to that point in my life when everything was simplified.

No Barbie dolls, no play dohs, co Playstations, Nintendos, X-boxes, no brick game, only game and watch, no 150 channels on cable, no DVD’s, no MP3s, no CD’s, no cell phones, no COMPUTERS, no Internet or chat rooms, no blogs…….but I HAD FRIENDS and when I go outside I always find them waiting for me! We climbed trees, got cut, broken bones and teeth, nakipag sabunutan and everything….we rode bikes, walked to a friend’s house, played moro-moro, tumbang preso, bending, syato and piko….kung totoo man ang time machine, these are the things I’d like to go back to. Kase ngayong mayaman na kami, lol, …my ambisyosang engliserang 6 yo baby sister Inday is deprived of these things. Lahat kami would freak out pagwala sya sa bahay kahit na sandali lang. Bwahaha hinde totoong yumaman kami…ang totoo, naging complicated lang ang mundo at lalong naging delikado, di ba.

Baboosh. Mag sasaing muna, ala una na pala ng hapon hinde pa nag tatanghalian si Inday. LOL

PS

Happy Mother’s Day to all the mommies out there.

For Sale: Affordable and Reliable RAM/Memory

Buying a computer is not as simple as going to the store and asking the sales lady for it. You have to consider a lot of things - the speed, performance and of course, the price. For those of you who are not techno savvy, like me, choosing the right computer is really a challenge. I am not an expert in computer lingo, but what I do know is that if you want a faster computer, you need to purchase a higher RAM or memory for it. You can get one at MemorySuppliers.com, they sell computer memory including component upgrades, and custom promotional USB Flash Pen Drives all at affordable prices.

A Systematic Approach To Business Processes

Strategy is very important in any business. For years, business owners and entrepreneurs alike have sought different strategies to run their organizations. Many have struggled to transform them into actions that could give profitable insight to their companies.

Without a set of strategies that help organizations optimize their performance, any business is bound to fail. This is why cpm (corporate performance management) is essential. It basically serves as the framework for organizing, automating and analyzing business methodologies, metrics, processes and systems that drive business performance.

Prophix.com can provide you a corporate performance management software that can help you make efficient use of your financial, human, material and other resources.

How many friends have you had in a lifetime?

I am proud to say that I have plenty - in and out of the blogosphere. I really value my friendships. They’re my treasures along with my family. So whenever things turn out bad for them, I get affected too….alam mo yun, di ako makapag-concentrate…to the point na nakakalimutan ko na may trabaho pala ako. LOL. Kaya the following day, I worked for 13 hours. I’m glad tapos na ang delubyo. Mag pa cheeseburger naman kayo!!!! You know, ang prayer ko sana matapos na ang WORLD WAR WAR sa Pinas. One thing I realized..FRIDE TALAGA IS REALLY DEADLY. Sana mag peace be with you na ang lahat ng bloggers. Yan ang bago kong advocacy….PEACE BE WITH YOU!!!! LOL. Life is too short, cliche but trulala.

Sabi ng isang scientist:

The average human lifespan is about 80 years. The first 15 years of which you spend with your parents. If you are lucky and still have a clear head by the time of your death, that gives you 65 years of having most of the decisions in your life by yourself (provided you don’t marry a dictator). If you sleep 8 hours per day in that 65 years, you are basically asleep for about 20 years, leaving you only 45 years of waking hours.

45 years is 394,200 hours (hinde ako confident sa computation ko, lol). Imagine that! And how many hours do you spend plotting against your enemies? Di ba. Kaya for world peace tantanan na ang PRIDE na yan at bumili ng HUMILITY tsaka COMMON SENSE. Kung kaya pa ng budget, mag enroll sa kursong DEADMATOLOGY at paghusayin ang SOCIAL CLIMBING SKILLS.

I-welcome home na lang naten si DOC JOY na galing pa sa UK!!! Next week, may Flores de Mayo dahil uuwi ang Reyna Elena, for all your pasalubong needs, email ofwcenter@gmail.com. Hehehe…..if you want to join the grand santacruzan, mag pa register na po.

 

PS

iloveyou all!!!